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“Romantic comedies are nothing like real life, and using the tactics shown in them will only creep the object of your affections out, not win them over.”

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“A family I know bought the $3 million house next door so they could knock it down for a tennis court.”

Read ridiculous stories about the fabulous lives of the rich and famous.

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“This little 5- to 7-year-old was being an insufferable little s*** in the action figure section. I heard him from like five aisles over, and it was like nails on a chalkboard. I tell my friend, ‘I’m gonna fart on this kid’s head. Watch and learn.’” https://t.co/40sjMsVx3W

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"A family was renovating their home when they came across a small box in the basement tucked in the ceiling. When they opened it, they found the box contained thousands of dollars in old money." https://t.co/8bDxqyFIaU

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"It’s easy to see how his mother's death would influence the themes of Disney movies, but the truth may be more complicated than that. 'Bambi” and “Pinocchio” were being created when the accident happened, and the characters of those films are two famous examples of orphans."

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"Believe it or not, there are quite a few things that everyone has control over that can make them more desirable. The trick is embracing these qualities, and not just to get a date. Here are five ways to make people fall hopelessly in love with you:"

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We bet you didn’t know that Matt Damon was in...everything.

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“After four hours on a busy day with no water and no break, I lost track of whether the Ferris Wheel was balanced. I wound up making it go backwards. I wasn't able to stop it before it went all the way around. I physically didn’t have the strength...” https://t.co/VO9937LccP

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"The first issue is taste. Plastics are slightly porous, and over a long period of time, they can absorb the smells from around them. That means that your pristine spring water can take on a funky taste over time." https://t.co/lpTMVCzKTF

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Who's dad would do this? Dad jokes 🙄😂

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"All that clutter isn’t exactly good for our mental health, either. A 2013 online survey discovered that 84% of stressed Americans cite home organization as a trigger. Also, the way you think about and describe your home can impact your health." https://t.co/vKGyz9dGqD

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"Marsha Godard said that her son’s charter school was forcing her to pay $3,000 in fines for his inability to abide by the school’s strict rules. Infractions like having untied shoes and being even a half-minute late to class." https://t.co/d62YnVEUpW

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Okurrr. What was your favorite Super Bowl commercial?

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Flaking on plans and recounting dreams are only okay when WE do them. How many are you guilty of? https://t.co/iIj438dxpN

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What's your favorite Superbowl food?

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Bake the perfect cookie every time! 😋

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"My parents-in-law offered to pay for me to have a vasectomy. At the time, I wasn’t planning on getting one, and neither my wife nor I had breathed one word to them about our future plans to have kids or not have kids.” https://t.co/PwACdmRFG3

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"Wife Is Confused By Rainbow Confetti During Gender Reveal, Then Husband Grabs A Box On The Grass..."

Try not to cry. https://t.co/rtCWUoj969

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"Pretending to be an ex-CIA officer who was selected for a future NASA mission, Whittredge was able to arrange a tour for himself at NASA’s Space Center. On the tour, he was able to get top-secret information about NASA’s shuttle propulsion system." https://t.co/QUvrHpZlp7

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At 109 years old, Australia's oldest man, Alfred "Alfie" Date knits tiny sweaters for penguins injured in oil spills. 🐧💕