Bree ❁

don't go bacon my heart

[greg @greg16676935420]

IRS: you owe us taxes

Me: how much do I owe?

IRS: you get to figure that out

Me: can I just pay what I want?

IRS: no we know exactly how much you owe but you have to guess the number too

Me: what if I guess wrong?

IRS: jail

Happy tax season!

[Bree ❁ @NinjaBree3]

Rip Twitter

[𝕳𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗 𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖊 @Heathermarieexx]

Everybody at Netflix headquarters right…..#LoveIsBlind #LoveisBlind4 #LoveIsBlindLIVE

[Demi Burnett @demi_burnett]

It’s Pisces season. Be nice to me or I’ll cry

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

What I lack in money I would like to receive as cash donations

[Bree ❁ @NinjaBree3]

Fuk tik tok for making everything sold out 99.9% of the time

[Bree ❁ @NinjaBree3]

@madisonanneeee Same

[Bree ❁ @NinjaBree3]

as a working adult it's impossible for me to not feel like a student when I wear a backpack

[Bree ❁ @NinjaBree3]

Why are so many people so obsessed with dedicating their lives to cupcakes

[d✮isy @toohighforthiis]

im bout to cha cha real smooth off a fcking bridge

[Nike @Nike]

Sometimes all it takes to change the world is just being you. Thank you, Serena, for changing the game for so many. @serenawilliams

[Bucko Cowden/@buckocowden.bsky.social @BuckoCowden]

RIGHT BUT THE SHOW'S NOT CALLED "THE ADVENTURES OF LORELAI AND RORY" THE SHOW'S CALLED "GILMORE GIRLS" WHICH MEANS IT'S JUST AS MUCH ABOUT EMILY AS IT IS ABOUT RORY AND LORELAI. THAT'S WHY THE SHOW STARTS WHEN IT DOES, WHEN LORELAI AND RORY COME BACK INTO EMILY'S LIFE WHEN THEY N

[Bree ❁ @NinjaBree3]

As an adult that now as to feed themselves, I understand why my mom was so mad if I didn't take the meat out to defrost

[DUA LIPA @DUALIPA]

LOLLAPALOOZA CHICAGO
HEADLINING THE MAINSTAGE IN FRONT OF 120,000 PEOPLE!!!! 29.07.2022
Last night was a milestone moment for me in my career and i’ve been trying to find the words all morning. I’m so grateful for every stepping stone in this journey that brought me here to…

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

Seems illogical like why was this shit even remotely close to the top of the to-do list?

[Bree ❁ @NinjaBree3]

@KneifelCS93 Also was on the bachelor

[Bree ❁ @NinjaBree3]

My toxic trait is thinking cashiers recognize me because I recognize them