Joshua Landers

I'm more competitive than you. This is my only account.

[Joshua Landers @NinjaHair]

@Monkeyjunk11 $4.13, I think. Gas was $.89. I remember saying when cigarettes reached $2/pack, I’d quit 😂

[Joshua Landers @NinjaHair]

@Renmakesmusic “You’ll commit to strike when the iron is cold”

One of my favorite lines. 😅

[Joshua Landers @NinjaHair]

@baharkarakrt There is no correct answer. Every number comes out to 2=4.

[Joshua Landers @NinjaHair]

@EllaJeanrz Oops. 45. Order of operations.

[Joshua Landers @NinjaHair]

@EllaJeanrz 105

[Joshua Landers @NinjaHair]

@Simi_2210_ 20

[Joshua Landers @NinjaHair]

@OneOutOf4 Men are so unaccustomed to women being interested, we just assume you’re being nice. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Dr Charlie Ward @DrcharlieWardQ]

NEW 🚨: El Salvador’s President Just Issued a Challenge to Trump—“You Have 350 Million People to Liberate.”

This wasn’t a photo op. It was a mission briefing.

At the White House, El Salvador’s President Nayib Bukele looked President Trump dead in the eye and said:

“You have 350 million people to liberate.”

Bukele isn’t just talking tough—he has the results to prove that it can be done.

“We turned the murder capital of the world—that’s what the journalists called it—into the safest country in the western hemisphere,” he said.

Critics complain about mass arrests.

Bukele fired back:

“Sometimes they say we imprisoned thousands. I like to say we liberated millions.”

Trump grinned: “That’s very good! Who gave him that line? Do you think I can use that?”

Then Bukele hit the heart of the problem:

“To liberate 350 million people, you have to imprison some. That’s the way it works, right? You can’t just free the criminals and think crime’s going to go down magically. You have to imprison them—so you can liberate 350 million Americans asking for the end of crime and the end of terrorism.”

No fluff. No fantasy. Just facts.

This is what happens when real leaders speak truth.

America is finally ready to listen.

[Joshua Landers @NinjaHair]

😂

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

We Asked AI To Simulate If Women Were Logical

[Joshua Landers @NinjaHair]

@AllChiefdUp Hoping Caldwell puts it together. Armstrong is another option. It probably comes down to special teams though.

[Gia Macool @GiaMMacool]

Maturity is realizing not everything needs your comment.

Apply this to marriage:

If he loads the dishwasher wrong,
kiss him and walk away.

If she didn’t cook exactly what you wanted, hug her and say nothing.

If his driving is making you nervous, put on some sunglasses, be thankful and zip it.

This isn't about letting things slide…

It’s about having the self-control to resist saying things that simply do not need to be said.

[Joshua Landers @NinjaHair]

@GandalfStaff @mbiac_tw That’s what I’m talking about. SF has a completely different offense than KC. There’s actual balance in that offense.

He had a 53.2 EPA and finished with 72-850-8 or something like that? That’s a horrible year for him. How does that co parent to other tight ends horrible years?

[Joshua Landers @NinjaHair]

@GandalfStaff @mbiac_tw To rely on the stats you provided would not be telling the whole story. And you seem to fashion yourself as an expert but don’t want to include every variable. I’m not sure if you’re doing it for rage bait or if you really believe everything you post.

[Joshua Landers @NinjaHair]

@GandalfStaff @mbiac_tw I actually have given you positive information lol. You’re just ignoring the real issue. Yes, he had a couple of untimely drops but he wasn’t nearly as bad as you claim. The offense was one dimensional and predictable. And he played the last few games with Oladokun.

[Joshua Landers @NinjaHair]

@GandalfStaff @mbiac_tw I’m not whining about anything. I just think your takes are generally pretty negative for someone who claims to be a fan. And from what I can tell, you’re leaving out positive information purposely to validate your points. It’s deceptive and weak analysis.

[Joshua Landers @NinjaHair]

@GandalfStaff @mbiac_tw He was also 4th in EPA.

[Joshua Landers @NinjaHair]

@GandalfStaff @mbiac_tw Also, I’m seeing he was 17th in YPPR last year. Where are you getting your information?

[Joshua Landers @NinjaHair]

@AntiWokeMemes Take her to my place 😏