Luke

if you're pissed off by something I've tweeted, it's ironic ;)

[Luke @NinjaLLR]

So according to the drugs booklet alcohol increases the risk of having unsafe sex, joke's on u drugs booklet I have no chance of having sex

[Luke @NinjaLLR]

@BoomBug59 @4burninghil Average "centrist" tbh

[Luke @NinjaLLR]

@areiuandme @4burninghil Fr 😭😭😭 "you fucking leftists are all the same!!! This is why communism will never work!" "I don't support the right wing either though..."

[Luke @NinjaLLR]

@SudrianRails451 @reedschwartzsf Depends what "almost" means. In theory I guess it means the limit is £159,999.98?

[Luke @NinjaLLR]

@LinkofSunshine @0oitavo_ Additional reference that others have mentioned, it's speculated that humans use base 10 because we have 10 fingers. In contrast, the alien has 4 fingers

[Luke @NinjaLLR]

@LinkofSunshine @0oitavo_ To add to this, the alien uses base 4 - i.e. 4 is written as 10. As well as this, in base 4, the number 4 doesn't exist (you count 1, 2, 3, 10, 11...) hence why the alien says "what's 4".

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Threw the opp into the particle collider. Watched his ass get pulled apart into a million pieces. Turned his sorry ass into some data

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This shit ain't nothing to me man

[Luke @NinjaLLR]

@theequaliser50 @Fx1Jonny @realninawysocka Everything on there bar tax, gas, electricity and rent they do have to pay for. As someone else said, it's £10/week with food provided or £49/week without.

Anything you see about them getting free clothes or phones or PS5s is from donations rather than from the government

[Luke @NinjaLLR]

@HonestXAmerican @dertywhales10x @Serenitee_Sam Oh really?

[Luke @NinjaLLR]

@guddersly @LukeWhosTalking You're right to point out potential classism, but also, you could argue that OP picked Barnsley because there's been a relatively recent surge of people from miles away from London claiming that London is in decline and has "no go zones" etc etc

[Luke @NinjaLLR]

@Aethul323 @buniiisthegoat Is Chicago style pizza an American food or an Italian food?

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I hope them aliens are real so that I have more things to fuck

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The zaza got me acting inconsiderate

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I need to kill! I NEED TO KILL!

[Luke @NinjaLLR]

@SomScarletNotes @DynamoSuperX "ages change rapidly" yup at a rate of about 1 year per year

[Luke @NinjaLLR]

@MuzziAlves @St_Kinko_0606 Real af though 😭

[Luke @NinjaLLR]

@MuzziAlves @soleneglam @exchangewell @vegetacil As a British person who is also vegan beans are the best

[Casually Explained @CasuallyE]

I still watch this daily

[Luke @NinjaLLR]

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