School was good? Hmm good. Well. Son, there's no easy way to say this. But Kirby just sucked up your mother and then Kirby himself transformed into a ghoulish facsimile of your mother
whenever i send my husband to the store for bread he rips off a chunk and eats it on the way home. he calls this his Road Loaf. sometimes we are having people over for a nice dinner and he brings back a baguette that looks like he ripped it out of the baker’s hand. he insists upon the bread tax. the other day we were walking home together and he pulled out the loaf, and i said, “put it back, we’ll be home in 10 minutes.” he scoffs and rips a chunk, and immediately drops the whole thing onto the ground. “my Road Loaf!” he yells.
hubris.
Easy Game
1. Hot girl posts her Wrapped on IG.
2. I DM, “This is so crazy!”
3. She replies, “Wym?”
4. I copy her Wrapped with my name via ChatGPT.
5. She says, “ No way!”
6. I ask, “ drinks?”
7. She replies, “I have a bf.”
8. I drive my car directly into a telephone pole