Nintendo AFL Commentator

Veteran AFL commentator, out of retirement to share my insight into the modern game. The game is better without holding the ball.

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Teacher: The five senses are touch, sight, smell, taste, and hearing.

Me: I can hear pictures.

Teacher: You can't hear pictures.

Me:

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The Scray let one slip at the Park today. They look devastated

#AFLDogsPerth

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Boulder and Sailor

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Australia fans, what are your early predictions for the Ashes opening pair? 👀

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@AFL These peaked in 1991

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Very confused. What team is this and why are they in an AFL game?

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We all know how this is going to end. There will never be another Aussie Rules Footy.

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Lead your club to victory 🎮

AFL26 is coming to you on May 8, with brand new features and gameplay modes.

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History always repeats.

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This is extraordinary!

#AFLPiesPower

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Never in doubt 🐯

#AFLTigersBlues

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Tough one for the Blues to take, tonight

#AFLTigersBlues

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@TheSaltminer Yes! My phone is so old it only has about a dozen animals

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🦁🏆

#AFLGF

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A live look into the sombre Sydney rooms:

#AFLGF

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Hot take:
#AFLGF

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The Bears are on fire!

#AFLGF

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Update:

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My early assessment:
#AFLGF

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Today's umpires:
#AFLGF

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@rhettrospective @HawthornFC I was there that day. You can't see me through the smoke but I'm on the flank, two rows back

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And here come the Bears!

#AFLGF

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The Bloods enter the arena. #AFLGF

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At last, we reach that one day in September 😍

See you at the Park!