Nintendo Theme Park

This is the Parody Twitter Account for a made up Nintendo Theme Park

[Nintendo Theme Park @NintendoLands]

Btw, we are hiring for a new person to play Princess Peach at our Theme Park!

Pays well!

[Nintendo Theme Park @NintendoLands]

Someone kidnapped the princess again...

If you please kindly to return her dress... that's really expensive... we don't care if you return her, we can always find a replacement...

Thank You

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We are hiring anyone to be a Mascot for the Nintendo Theme Park...

Our team has mysterious disappeared...

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Dinosaur tried to eat them but they smelled so bad...

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To the parents of the lost child. You have 30 minutes to retrieve him before we feed him to the Dinosaurs.

Thanks for understanding.

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Who ever took Mario's hat, can you please return it...

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@DTDSssbu Skirts are acceptable as well

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You're not required to wear a mask but you are required to wear pants...

Please put on your pants.

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Please stop groping the Princess....

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We are giving everyone who Retweets this free entry to our park...

When you arrive to the park, you must go through Dino Land and avoid getting eaten.

Please don't get eaten

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We placed all sorts of silly trash cans throughout the theme park.

We have a trash can shaped like:
Kirby
Piranha Plant
Chain Chomp
Nintendo Wii U

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Waluigi is banned from the Theme Park cause kids find him "Too Creepy."

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Our Smash Bros Fighting Arena was a smashing hit but has now been changed to a Fortnite Arena due to many many issues...

It will be similar to laser tag.

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@SpiritSobble @Master0fHyrule He got laid off... something was fishy about him...

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Nintendo Theme park is now opened... make sure you exchange your cash for gold coins at the any of the ticket stands.

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PSA: Please stop pooping in the Warp Pipe...

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Corona Mountain Roller Coaster is the hottest roller coaster ever!

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@SpiritSobble @Master0fHyrule We have MANY Doctors on duty if someone gets sick.

Here's a list of some of our known Doctors

Dr. Mario
Dr. Luigi
Dr. Peach
Dr. Waluigi
Dr. Wario
Dr. Bowser
Dr. Baby Mario
Dr. DK
Dr. Yoshi
Dr. Daisy

We have more Doctors than that and they have many assistance.

[Nintendo Theme Park @NintendoLands]

Kirby's Minature Golf Course is located next to the Mario Party Arcades.

It has 18 exciting holes to play.

Each hole is a different Nintendo Theme and the final hole is to launch your balls in Kirby's mouth!

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Tomorrow, we are having a cosplay contest...

Dress up as your favorite Nintendo Character for a chance to win a limited edition of a 24k Gold Plated Nintendo Switch.

Also, dressing up as any inappropriate characters are disqualified as well as Kiddy Kong cosplayers...

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The zoo just opened up two days ago. We have a wide range of animals to see.

This includes:
Monkeys
Turtles
Foxes
Ostriches
Rhinos
Penguins
Bats
Bears
Deers
Tigers
Wolves
Dinosaurs