My son asked me: "Dad, how comes my sister is called Teresa?"
"Because your mum loves Easter and it's an anagram of Easter" I replied.
"Thanks Dad"
"No problem Alan"
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Massive thanks to sergeant 7931 who dealt with my mum whose car tax had expired the poor old gal is going through cancer and she forgot the renew thanks for letting her off with a warning #starman#properpolicing @KingsLynnPolice