NickDog

Introverts of the World - Stay Where You Are, I'm not Coming Over. Green at Heart, Socialist of Mind, Recycler in Soul. So Tall that My Feet Reach the Ground.

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@tirajnews Replacing the battery is going to be a bitch

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@GruenHQ I can’t be the only person that sees @mannixbrian as the DIDI leprechaun

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I think Alan Partridge’s dad was a specialist on @BBC ‘S Antiques Roadshow

@FansOfPartridge

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Cold Chisel was too bogan for me (BITD) but I learned to like them later. Anyhow, kudos to @JimmyBarnes for his appearance on The Assembly tonight - raw, honest, and clearly incredibly engaging for the participants.

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If I ever get marooned on a desert island, I’d be okay if I could pick up @SBSOnDemand

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Welcome to the Peace Negotiations, Mr Deathshead.
What’s that? Oh I am sorry, Mr Hegseth.

Now just a bit of admin Mr Deathshead er Hegseth, could you please tell me the name of the Govt Department you represent ?…

I’m sorry, it sounded like you said ‘War’…🤔

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@MikeCarlton01 @BelindaJones68 If he describes Australian Values, then he might find we expect all our politicians to practice them.

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@MikeCarlton01 Is the dude lying down meant to be Charlton Heston?

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@JamesKennard @jyertzell1117 @xIsraelExposedx As well as…?

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Australian Values, @AngusTaylorMP ? Like #robodebt you mean? Like #scomo giving himself a few portfolios? Like @Barnaby_Joyce passed out on the ground?

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I can’t believe what @netanyahu is letting @realDonaldTrump say these days. Surely he hasn’t lost control of him 😱
#IranWar‌

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@rawsalerts #capricornone

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Really enjoying The Piano on @ABCTV - lovely music, and lovely stories. But the best thing has to be @amandarosekeller. Her natural humour and emotional connection make the show!!

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@MartinF76325196 @fesshole Only if the wet wipe is truly flushable #fatberg

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The next time @realDonaldTrump says ‘Jesus’, I’d be happy to see @WillSmith2real slap his face

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@fesshole I momentarily thought a ‘fuck-me pump’ was a term for a dildo I’d not heard…still could be!

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In some Australian states, saying ‘From the Mountains to the Sea’ can get you arrested. But @realDonaldTrump threatening to blow up desalination plants seems fine.

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@pepsi Captain and Tennille

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Penny Wong accidentally saying the quiet bit out loud - for Labor the US relationship is more important than the Australian environment. Who do this lot think they work for?

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@RestoreAussies @Holly_Da @bill_dobell Sure…like we need more commercial TV