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somewhere in an uber black

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why is 12 like really late now

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can I getttttuhafressheeeesha

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there’s kebab people and then there’s Kabob people

I am the ladder

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rewatching The Office inbetween other shows as a palate cleanser

[R @rssn3_]

Me looking for something sweet after Iftar

[Emo Morales 🇵🇸 @Gompers_Stomper]

Diaspora Iranians who live $4,000,000 mansions in Vancouver will watch this and tell you, with a straight face, that this is the best thing to ever happen to their country

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huge year for Mississauga 2026

[Natural Philosophy @Naturalphilosy]

“The only thing an old man can tell a young man is that it goes fast, real fast, and if you’re not careful it’s too late. Of course, the young man will never understand this truth.”

— Norm Macdonald

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I could use a Ben Affleck style cigarette rn

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old people really love the bank, like walk into a branch during the day and it’s like a resort for seniors

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it’s worth tweeting about how bad of a movie Marty Supreme was

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i should’ve shown up at the airport. I should’ve stopped the plane 😪

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david joseph will always be my first heartbreak

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god gives his toughest crowds to his funniest soldiers

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things were just starting to go right for me and then my iphone got this update

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Sahara is a perfect movie

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@morris_416 @davidjos3ph @OmarMSDK yooooooo

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I can’t get off the boardwalk

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only thing worse than the people who stand up to early when a flight lands is the people still sitting that think they are so much smarter