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Everything tastes better with nisosauce

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"Who farts at a restaurant? That's just rude."

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Few things in the world worse than putting in cold contact lenses.

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Dad: I thought this channel was mostly soup operas.
Me: ...soap operas?
#HomeForTheHolidays

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Set a standard, and don't let anyone that pulls you below it affect your way of life. #newyearsresolution

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Water is just weak alcohol. #gohardorgohome

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Can't tell if gaining weight or if it's time to retire the high school jeans.

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My style of dancing is middle aged women doing synchronized dancing in the park.

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Watching Oldboy tonight because that's less fucked up than reality. #notmypresident

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Walked down the street today more anxious than I've ever been that someone was going to yell at me, "Go back to your country!" #Next4Years

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I shed tears for our nation tonight. What has happened? How can we achieve equality with a leader that embraces the opposite? #electionday

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I have never felt so scared in my skin color or my sex. #electionday #dumptrump

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Oh-bye-O. #ElectionNight #imwithher

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COME ON MICHIGAN. DON'T LET ME DOWN. #ElectionNight

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At the #malibufilmfestival , voting for film AA!! Great experience and an honor to be with so many talented filmmakers.

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"How long have you been in America?"
"I was born here. "
"Oh wow, so you're pretty Americanized."
"..."
#thisis2016

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@jasonchumusic Heyyyyyy man!! How's it kicking?

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Woke up to realize it's #NationalCoffeeDay. CANCEL ALL MY PLANS! But then schedule them back in bc I'm going to get them done so fast.

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Was typing social media and it autocorrect ed to suicide media. #poignant

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You know you've been drinking too much coffee when you start pronouncing "expression" as "esspression". #coffeeaddict

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Somewhere there's a billion alternate realities with all the texts people wrote and then deleted on second thought. #thisisnotoneofthem