Christy

Keep your likes; I accept cash, complements and touchtunes credits.

[Christy @NistyColan]

@phveektordrayne Office was open in a blizzard & I had a 40m+ commute. All paths home closed once I arrived. Leadership wouldn't put me in a hotel. I luckily had close-by family. When I voiced frustration at their policy, HR director offered to drive me home in her Subaru Outback, as her solution

[Christy @NistyColan]

@AutumnPadovani @AardvarkCoin why

[Christy @NistyColan]

no one ever teaches you what to do when your Uber driver is playing Caribbean music and your partner is asleep but still swaying to the beat

[Christy @NistyColan]

CSPAN is the MTV of Congress

[Christy @NistyColan]

If anyone here can time travel please DO NOT inform teenage Christy that we will one day count down the weekdays until "high day Friday", in which we take a SMALL BITE of a 10mg 1:1 edible and watch PBS Masterpiece Classics. You can tell her w**d is legal though

[Christy @NistyColan]

tuttle just referred to Justin Long as "Adam Driver from the 2000s"

[Christy @NistyColan]

if anyone's thinking of buying me an eng*g*m*nt gift, I could really use lactaid and also someone else to pay for this wedding everyone's expecting now ??

[Christy @NistyColan]

no matter who you are or where you live in the U.S., a drunk white will request Freebird, and an old white will tell you about Pandora music

[Christy @NistyColan]

no number of antidepressants, supplements or self care can prepare you for Buffalo, NY's grey quarter

[Christy @NistyColan]

everyone in my life has as unhinged chain of dm videos Tuttle has sent them over time

[Christy @NistyColan]

all spooky bad guys have British accents

[Christy @NistyColan]

just apologized to a bottle of ketchup @thepink

[Christy @NistyColan]

the Bratz doll to bisexual pipeline

[Christy @NistyColan]

JOIN US

[WGRZ @WGRZ]

The event is for free and on Saturday July 22 4-9 p.m., taking place on Hertel Avenue with a schedule of each stop on the listed on the crawls website. https://t.co/4cAb1XxXeV

[Christy @NistyColan]

JOIN US https://t.co/tppXcTsq89

[Christy @NistyColan]

the supreme court is only supreme in being supremely LAME

[tyna byna @blondetilda]

@NetflixIsAJoke

[Christy @NistyColan]

@blondetilda omg i was thinking about this an hour ago

[Christy @NistyColan]

The people need to know: who took custody of Josh & Britt's dog

[Christy @NistyColan]

@AutumnPadovani @RippaDeLaHoya r u kidding me