KE Stupid Quotes

Definition of Stupid: Knowing the Truth, Seeing the Truth, but still believing in LIES

[KE Stupid Quotes @NithiEves]

@jamessmat McCain retook his Senate position, John Kerry became Sec of State. What's all the hullabaloo about? Hunger for power my foot!

[James Smart @jamessmat]

It is no longer enough to win elections in this country, you MUST win the country. The politics of 50%+1 is not sufficient.

[KE Stupid Quotes @NithiEves]

Irony is a tool too "@BBCAfrica: Father of 26 children preaches birth control in Ivory Coast
http://t.co/d3QwTiSuOX"

[AllergicToBS @SimiyuWerunga]

**Here is one lousy & ignorant driver** "@WilliamsRuto: We'll not drive this country using the rear mirror....we'll only look forward."

[KE Stupid Quotes @NithiEves]

Ufala hauna dawa "@ntvkenya: Woman marries cardboard cut-out of Robert Pattinson http://t.co/0hyKWrjs92 http://t.co/laEovRS6RU"

[John Nyongesa @John_Nyongesa]

Why why didn't I use #DHL and end up with a bumbling incompetent incoherent #UPS Kenya who cant clear a simple cargo for 18 days! @UPSHelp

[Chris Kirwa @chriskirwa]

@MissMandii music as a career is 99% business & 1% talent It's about return on investment "support" will never pay bills. @HitsNotHomework

[John Nyongesa @John_Nyongesa]

"@JoubertBotha: The first step towards getting somewhere is deciding that you are not going to stay where you are."

[John Nyongesa @John_Nyongesa]

ROTF! #Kwamchetsi KE footbridges have been constructed so people can be mugged in dignity and a modicum of privacy. http://t.co/04GavEhGSx

[The People’s President @bonifacemwangi]

“@ERNESTMURIUGAKA: @ngunjiriwambugu @bonifacemwangi I'm waiting for a day when you will compliment my president.”<~He is my president too.

[The Bible Lied @antibible_t]

Nigerian millionaire pastor sells 4000 bottles of "Holy water" to "cure" Ebola..only Nigerians could fall for this

[Dee @Dee_spicable]

Samsung won't stop until they create a TV so curved it watches itself.

[A Bukusu Would Say @Simon_Khisa]

MOMBASA GOVERNOR Issa Timamy wants his charges over Lamu killings dropped... http://t.co/VJJqVz9KPK (mobile) *LORD..where did we go wrong?*

[KE Stupid Quotes @NithiEves]

WHAT'S your point? "@dailynation: FRANCESCHI: Referendums can be used to manipulate the people http://t.co/ach0Rz7cMf #referendum"

[Muraya Kariuki @murayakariuki]

I thought no one could outdo MPs, but then MCAs happened, and now...along come the Senators! #mylandiskenya so warm, so wild and greedy...

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

2. The lamu project is for 25 years.Kenya tax payer will pay an xtra ksh 475 billion because the highest bidder is that expensive.

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

1.The energy ministry wants to give the lamu coal plant to the highest bidder gulf energy.The difference btw it and lowest bidder is ksh19 b

[A Bukusu Would Say @Simon_Khisa]

Amused listening to @TerryanneChebet obfuscate the #Centum tender saga in a compromised PR interview. Mworia may as well pay for airtime