I was driving for around 20 minutes listening to "such a great radio station!" When I finally looked down to check what station it was, I realized my car was connected to my own Spotify playlist. I guess I have great taste
No joke, I just set alarm for 8 minutes to boil some pasta, then walked away to go work on something else. I came back to the pasta and said "okay Google, how much time is left on the timer?" Google responded "You have 1 second left" then proceeded to ring. I think I just peaked
I was on a work call while walking my dog and proclaimed "don't forget to tolerance the first harmonic!" before hanging up. A stranger near me goes, "oh what instrument?" I replied "Oh it'a a Polytech vibrometer!" I now realize we were not on the same page.