day_old_roti

Digital Graphic Designer || JDM Logistics Manager 👾🎮

[day_old_roti @Nits2517]

I feel like a million bucks today!
But like if that million was taxed by the government and in the end they said bruh..you owe us like $20

[day_old_roti @Nits2517]

I’m not sure where the disconnect is but I sure as hell didn’t ask for pictures of her kiddies 💀

[day_old_roti @Nits2517]

Imagine carrying a kid for 9 months and naming that little mf Rupert 💀

[day_old_roti @Nits2517]

Apple gonna suggest a password like this and expect you to remember it 💀

[day_old_roti @Nits2517]

Remembering the time where my ex told me she wanted to take ME somewhere nice for a change and proceeded to take me to the lowest point of my fucking life lmao

[day_old_roti @Nits2517]

When your boss says that we need some stuff from Office Depot but you heard wrong and pull up with some stuff to make mojitos.

[day_old_roti @Nits2517]

Normalize going halfsies on a baddie's bail with bro for weekend plans

[day_old_roti @Nits2517]

Bro one day you just grow up and stop having weekends like this

[day_old_roti @Nits2517]

Women be something else fr 😂

[day_old_roti @Nits2517]

Always shake hands loosely so big mfs don’t know you got a tight grip

[day_old_roti @Nits2517]

Bro as long as you don't want gas, groceries, internet, or electricity, things aren't so bad.

[day_old_roti @Nits2517]

Went to the gym the other day and they asked if I could be the poster child for before and beforer

[day_old_roti @Nits2517]

A "no kings" protest implies the acknowledgment of someone as a king no?

🤷‍♂️

[day_old_roti @Nits2517]

My IRL #Pokémon team for no reason other than pure strategy.

[day_old_roti @Nits2517]

People really be setting their TV volumes to whatever number it land on and then try to blend in society like they normal.

[day_old_roti @Nits2517]

Thinking of buying new furniture and was wondering if anyone was available to help me put together my fucking life

[day_old_roti @Nits2517]

My bad. Missed a letter.

[day_old_roti @Nits2517]

How's that saying go?
You can lead a hore to water but you can't make it drink.

I'm getting a little tired of leading a hore that doesn't recognize or appreciate what I'm giving it.

[day_old_roti @Nits2517]

Sorry not sorry

[day_old_roti @Nits2517]

This mf pull up and say he wanna take your land.

Wyd?

[day_old_roti @Nits2517]

Me: Your honor... Is it really a hate crime if I loved doing it?

My Lawyer: