Nittany Turkey

Retired, conservative techno-geek and serious Penn State football fan. Rather than dazzle you with my brilliance, I prefer to baffle you with my bullshit.

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Although it was necessary to overcome a sluggish first half, the Penn State Nittany Lions defeated the Temple Owls 27-9.
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Tune-up #2 is upon us. The Penn State Nittany Lions (1-0) travel to Philadelphia to meet the Temple Owls (1-0) at Lincoln Financial Field at noon on Saturday.
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Noon road games are anathema to Penn State, but this one should be atypically lopsided in favor of the Nittany Lions.
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Penn State (1-0) shut out Marshall (0-1) in the home opener at Beaver Stadium, 45-0.
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The Nittany Turkey is back for his 23rd season, previewing the Penn State Nittany Lions 2026 football opening game against Marshall University.
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The Club is at an interesting juncture. Will it cling to its entropy-masking ways or will it avail itself of the impending opportunity to heal itself?
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Shakespeare is spinning like a lathe in his grave, as Vox Commoda invokes the Bard in a three-act less than divine 3905 Century Club Eyeball comedy.
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The Club's election process may still struggle with templates, spelling, and Universal Time.

The candidates, mercifully, do not.

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A routine Chairman election somehow produced a disputed Fourth Area vote, an accidental firing, a resurrection, and a Biblical quotation attributed to Voltaire.
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The Chairman resigns. The Fourth Area seat is vacant. The President may or may not be leaving. And now the remaining directors must choose the person responsible for keeping the Board on the procedural rails.
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Absurdist 65: Lame Duck Quackery examines late-term maneuvering, institutional passivity, and the inconvenient possibility that the duck may not be leaving the pond after all.
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Absurdist 64: Short and Limp examines another Board meeting distinguished by procedural improvisation, sanitized minutes, and directors who were handed an unexpected chance to vet a questionable appointment.
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Absurdist 63 examines the novel theory that people who ignore thirty pages of bylaws will behave better if handed six hundred more pages of rules.
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The kitchen is burning, the termites are eating the walls, and management would like your thoughts on new draperies. Welcome to Absurdist 62.
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The patient showed up confused, ignored several symptoms, violated the treatment protocol, and eventually diagnosed himself. Absurdist 61 reviews the August Board meeting.
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Two resignations, one bomb crater, and a Board meeting that produced more heat than light. Absurdist 60 asks whether the Club just hit bottom or finally found a launch pad.
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Members spoke. The Area Director didn’t. Absurdist 59 asks whether silence is leadership, strategy, or simply the safest place to hide when accountability comes scratching at the wall.
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The Discord and logo projects have returned from the dead, the President’s non-report has been moved to the rear, and the missing Awards Committee Report remains somewhere beneath the floorboards. Absurdist 58 opens the final August packet.
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The President’s report occupies one sentence. His policy ambitions occupy most of the agenda.

Absurdist 57 asks whether the Board reclaimed the rudder or merely bolted it permanently to the President’s chair.
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