Patriot

No, I can’t calm down. Bitch, I’m too turnt up!
#Trump2028

[Clementine 🍊(clem harrington) @clemm1928]

How it feels learning from the next morning’s news paper that last night’s hooker was found only “severely injured”

[Patriot @Nixincel]

@Michaeldudufudu Hey.

[Patriot @Nixincel]

Benjamin Netanyahu himself walked up to me and said “Where am I? How I did I get here?”

[Patriot @Nixincel]

@BigFurryBalls It’s more like a China street instead of a Chinatown

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

Tapped my card on the card reader it said “transaction declined” which doesn’t make any sense because I’d never decline some trans action

[Patriot @Nixincel]

@grandnozomi Whenever I gain weight I only allow myself to play splatoon 3 until I’m back down to a weight I’m happy with

[Patriot @Nixincel]

@d_r5jo Hello.

[Patriot @Nixincel]

@grandnozomi I thought splatoon 1 sucked dick but I really got into 2 and 3 for some reason

[Menace To Sobriety💉 @tanzderjunkies]

how it feels to be on H at the function when everyone else is drinking and smoking

[Patriot @Nixincel]

@kgmmmm The food looks delicious and I love patchouli.

[Patriot @Nixincel]

I wish I was a mage in an rpg

[Patriot @Nixincel]

@diamondagewagie Thank you

[Patriot @Nixincel]

Spent the last 3 days on a bender was not watching the news

[Patriot @Nixincel]

@tungsten_mochoo Very cute!

[Patriot @Nixincel]

@deal360acv I had a sudden urge to make love to this mouse woman

[Patriot @Nixincel]

I often say “Northern European” instead of Aryan because I’m ethnically Irish.

[塞思·麦克法兰 @XxMTNxD3WxX]

foids really expect men in 2026 to chase them instead of jacking off and abusing substances and killing themselves

[Patriot @Nixincel]

“Processing media…” and then it’s Diddy medias 😭😭

[Patriot @Nixincel]

@h4wktuah

[Patriot @Nixincel]

@mrwtffacts Patriot