Wild Flower 🌹

Lost||Wild||Introvert

[Joe @jojo__joe]

"Wewe pika tuu ugali inakutosha, mimi niko sawa" ametoka job in company of a small canter lorry nikafikiria she has bought me some new furniture as a way of apologising for yesterday's kumbe ni bye nimekuja kuambiwa. Ametoka akasema eti I will refund you every cent you used on me

[Smurf 🧚🏻‍♀️ @Smurf_Nita]

Na huko utajipikia hio ugali or?

[KingstonGirl🍁 🇰🇪 @Lsankei99]

this might be the funniest crash out on this TL in a long time 😭

Ugali bandicoot 😭

[BIGFISH🐠 @osumo_brad]

Umetengezea omena fence ya ugali ni kama zilikua zitoroke

[Mr. Spock 🖖 (Commentary) @SpockResists]

The police in the U.K. last night were not able to keep up with the 999 calls after women were battered by their drunk boyfriends and husbands. Children too. Because England lost a football game.

You fucking weak ass fragile pieces of shit. You over emotional child men cnuts.

[Maandamano Hottie 🇵🇸 @_omalicha__]

The girlies are so up !!! 💕 see why financial independence is key?

[Kuwams🍉 @kuwamocho_]

kindly dm me your phone number nikuadd kwa group ya dr mattress owners KE

[Mercy Nicky @Mercynicky_]

Let's all laugh🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Utat @ImbayiK]

Uko tu na ma one liner kama peak Lil Wayne difference ni hakuna ushindi in sight 😭😭😭

[Social Experiment @MediaMK]

You really take many things to the bank, and always come back mentally bankrupt

[Rugi @mercymurugi]

On the roads that were built overnight, bought breakfast with the money given, cooked lunch using the gas cylinders.

[Utat @ImbayiK]

Mkichora nini dia

[Droid @droid254]

Impeaching him was one miscalculation

[JILL 😊 @JILLKUI]

Hamuamini! Sindio?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

Dear @rigathi,

We kindly request your help to get rid of Johnston Arthur Sakaja in Nairobi. Please help us your cousins in this Herculean task. We are willing to do anything in return.

Regards, Nairobi residents.

[Wild Flower 🌹 @Nizzie_K]

@MediaMK 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[Social Experiment @MediaMK]

Draw a biiiiiiiiiiig sacco

[painkiller 💀 @thombrider254]

"Morning too" surely na mzazi alistruggle kununua English Aid

[Maandamano Hottie 🇵🇸 @_omalicha__]

All these platitudes until women ask to be leaders suddenly it is too big of a responsibility 😂.

[Pabló Escobar @ed_kemboi]

Murima nayo siasa yao wanakuanga wameweka kwa roho😂😂😂😂