It's Saturday
I'm not pregnant
I'm not begging a man to be nice to me
December is 3 months away
I'm not typing a paragraph to anybody's son begging for love
Pampers is not a part of my monthly budget for now
Life's good. ๐ฅ
You know what would really slap? Some anesthesia. Like, recreationally. Someone should look into that.
Can you put me under for a couple days? Just a few. Nothing too outrageous.