Merryheart

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I just tweet my thoughts. If you tweet them first, I retweet. Check out my portfolio:

[khaleesi🧍🏽‍♀️ @shelovesore]

I hope your back isn’t aching from carrying the entire Nigerian skit industry on it🥹. You’re the only one saving us from the olodo uprising happening right now

[Brooda John @Nigeriangod_]

We just found out my neighbor who we thought has been missing since he told us he’s traveling for holiday to Togo is in jail for calling a woman Ashewo.

Apparently while on vacation at the hotel he was staying,an argument broke out between him and a lady and like how most Nigerian men call women “Ashewo” when they’ve no meaningful thing to say to her, this my neighbor called the lady “Ashewo” and the authority was called on him.

Calling a woman Ashewo is a criminal offense in TOGO if you can’t prove it that she’s an Ashewo and they treat all punishments the same in Togo and he was thrown into jail, he’s supposed to have resumed work and he’s serving a jail term in Togo.

That serves him right anyways

[Sole Woyinka @_littlehuman_]

I need you people to pleaseeeee

Unsweetened yogurt tastes like suffering.

[Luminous choice by FOLA @OlayemiKomolaf4]

The worst form of manipulation is performative kindness.
You need deep intuition to understand it

[𝙰𝚈𝙾𝙳𝙴𝙻𝙴 @ay0dele_]

I prefer visiting 4 countries over feeding 500 people at my wedding.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

please surround yourselves with people that love you loudly, publicly, privately and behind your back.

[мєℓαηιє 🇦🇷♡💋 @CvntyTae]

Don’t you have dettol or tetmosol?
Don’t you have lux or joy?
Don’t you have dettol or dettol cool?
Don’t you have premier or premier cool?
You using ose dudu, using ose dudu, you using Ose what?😭😭

[neg. @youallalongphan]

the fic characters whenever i stop reading mid sex scene and now they have to wait for me to come back

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

"you don't look your age."

okay, so what do you want me to do?

[Precious Bernard(Benin Chef👩🏽‍🍳) @ptreatshaven]

He desires to have 5 kids. I cannot be the woman for him.

[Merryheart @Nmadinachim]

Schrodinger's anumpama.
She for air am again. Nonsense

[Fareedah @mixandrix102]

A very short story

[Merryheart @Nmadinachim]

Lmao After doing all this..
Google photos: Guess who we found!
Snapchat: Take a look at what you were doing 2 years ago
Be like mockery😭😭

[T!🎀 @jesu__tofunmii]

i will block you, delete chats, delete your pictures. you’re not about to stress me out on my own phone.

[Merryheart @Nmadinachim]

I've never been able to wrap my head around it tbh.

[Merryheart @Nmadinachim]

This pmo so bad.
Eg. As someone with basic etiquette, when someone is speaking to me, I stop what I'm doing on my phone and listen.
Then when I start to actually contribute to the conversation THEY started, they go back to their phone and might not even bother replying.

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

nothing annoys me more than people who expect you to be fully invested in their interests… then immediately check out when it’s your turn.

[Merryheart @Nmadinachim]

Today my pastor's wife asked when is my birthday and I said August. She was like, "wow, next month".

I don't know when "As howww?" Came out from my mouth😭

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

August is in two weeks??? This might be the fastest a year has ever gone by. Wtf.

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

You weren’t tricked, you are a pedo.

[IJ💕 @liz_hijay]

I just dy fine dy go.

I am so excited for my 30s because I will obviously have more money and that means more beauty to unlock. Jehovah, thank you o

[Nana @Nanazille]

You guys really honestly think marriage and kids are everyone’s calling? Like genuinely? I honestly think this is why the divorce rate is so high, ya’ll treating it like a bucket-list to tick off.

[Olanma Mrs Barrister🎀 @Ola_mara_mma]

Unfortunately, if I don’t like you, you have to put in a lot of work to change my perception of you because ordinarily, I like everyone and whatever made me dislike you, must have been really serious.

[Miss Dee ✨💫 D Jewelry Plug @Dee_Bebegirl]

when some of us say “it can never be me,” it can never really be us, it’s not cap.