✨Obiageli✨

[Dyke Dimmadome @Monalise_ah]

The only Nepo baby that seems like a whole separate celebrity

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

[Tank Dog @TankerDog907]

white people in the US will literally shoot at you for this

[a @romasjuliet]

you are all under spells i'm sorry

[Dr Ally Louks @DrAllyLouks]

Let this be your reminder that pursuing your passion is worth it ☺️

[New York Magazine @NYMag]

It’s been a little over a year since Olandria Carthen, a 28-year-old elevator saleswoman from Alabama, became a fan favorite on season seven of Love Island USA. And though she didn’t win the competition, she’s playing the long game. “I want this to last a lifetime,” she says of building an entertainment career post-Fiji. “I want this very moment to last so I can build generational wealth for my kids, my grandkids, from just me going on a reality show.” Read the full interview with Olandria: https://t.co/vqEKvTrohi

[HYPER-FLEXIABLE Stretcho WOMAN IS A DEAD-MAN🜄🇭🇹 @Frivilous_Fool]

I think we should stop letting white Europeans pretend they’re any less ignorant than the Americans they criticize

[syd @callfem]

I just found out americans eat cheese 😭 why do americans go to school? why do americans. i just found out americans. america americans americans americans

[danny |-/ @Ifcdanny__]

this was the intended use of only fans btw

[Kuku💋 @macie_kuran]

It's early but

Embarrassment is very effective in the implementation of the patriarchy, you have to be shameless and not give a damn

Small talk, everybody's already declaring how they'd stay at home

I don't know if I said that right but you shouldn't be that easily subdued nau

[enyo💗 @eny0ojo]

the moment you realize that men will always change the definition of a whore to fit every woman, you will free yourself

[Chinàzaēkpērē Chukwu @ChuGailx]

Nigerian men don’t like handsome men. I don’t know how to explain it. But they don’t. They have a deep seated animosity for good looking men.

[proud gringa. @pinkdazeee]

i’ve never seen a group of people care so much about the most mundane things people do on a whole different continent.

[ChukwuFaramade Esq. @BigBadReni]

Make I leave feminism, begin Dey argue gele and ichafu with people who give ethnic names to random white people on the internet.

YOU LIE

[Bandit 🟥⬛️🔱⬛️🟥 @BanditBrigand]

Y’all have never hung around far-right white women, and it shows. She’ll live in a liberal city, have gay friends and a Black or Brown boyfriend, then vote MAGA with her whole chest.

[co-creator with God. 🥼🩺 @MaryRoseMalomo]

If you can recognise that "gele is gele", why can you not recognise that other tribes and ethnicities have words for their head gear too?
I speak Igala and in my language, any head tie is called "ugbogbo", same way Yorubas say gele and Igbos say ichafu.
Why are you people so tribalistic fgs?

[K. Rico 🌺 @KyaaGGs]

This is the most they’ll do btw. #NotImpressed

[‏ً @BALUCIAGA]

but don't worry he would take a bullet for them or whatever

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

Price history of standard (ad-free) streaming plans, since launch:

Netflix (2010)
• $7.99 --> $19.99 (+150%)
• Increases in 3 of last 5 years

Hulu (2015)
• $11.99 --> $21.49 (+80%)
• Increases in 4 of last 5 years

Apple TV (2019)
• $4.99 --> $14.99 (+200%)
• Increases in each of last 4 years

Disney+ (2019)
• $6.99 --> $21.49 (+207%)
• Increases annually since 2021

HBO Max (2020)
• $14.99 --> $18.49 (+23%)
• Increases in 3 of last 4 years

Peacock (2020)
• $9.99 --> $19.99 (+100%)
• Increases in each of last 4 years

Paramount+ (2021)
• $9.99 --> $13.99 (+40%)
• Increases in 3 of last 4 years

[Alexander Ehanire @HrhKingAlex]

This tweet accidentally explains one of the deepest problems with Nigerian education.

We have confused early literacy with early intelligence.

A 5 year old kid reading and writing before everyone isn’t impressive. Childhood development is not a race to finish the ABC. Those early years should be about building curiosity, creativity, problem-solving, communication and independent thinking.

Let them build things. Draw nonsense. Play games. Solve puzzles. Ask annoying questions. Learn to disagree and explain why.

Then reading, writing and maths become tools for a mind that has already started learning how to THINK.

And Twitter is probably the funniest evidence of what happens when we get this backwards 😂

Every day you meet people here who can read and write beautifully. Big grammar sef.

But comprehension? Omo.

You write A. They read B. They argue passionately against C. Then 4,000 people retweet aggressively 😭

That is the tragedy.

Literacy is not the same thing as education. Being able to read is useless if you were never taught how to think.