Maya MET DAN AND PHIL

21 she/they

everything I say is for the lolz unless you agree, then I'm dead serious

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Intro Post
My name is Maya, I am 20 years old. I nonbinary and use She/Her & They/Them pronouns. Florida 🐊 I'm a 3rd year college student studying evolution & ecology (Ask me about it, it's really cool). I've been a phannie since 2013 & survived hiatus. It's nice to meet y'all.

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@pookielester Big day for gay people

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@Dimememem Is having critical thinking skills illegal on twitter

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@Dimememem She is a trans woman, and legally forced to use the men's room. Penises are out at the Urinal.

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@HazyMelancholy Crack vs. Heroin

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@muppettrek Some of us are bisexuals

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@GAYLOSTBOYS I just got sleeper agent activated wth

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@SarahisCensored Take a joke snowflake

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@markruffaloTD Sure, it's a genre convention typical of romance, but it isn't a requirement to be a romance. Not everything gets a happy ending.

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@madzhollanov Send tweet

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@sprklebitch #fitlaunch?

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@pookielester Call the midwife is incredibly long but it will have you tearing up. It's a 100/10 show, though

[𐬺𐬻❁𝓡𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓮❁𐬻𐬺 @__rainedrop]

lost a few followers from that post so let me reiterate,
I AM PRO CHOICE. I AM PRO 🇵🇸. I AM ANTI 🇮🇱 NOT JEWISH PEOPLE FUCK ANTISEMITISM. I AM ANTI TRUMP. I AM ANTI FACISM. I AM ANTI 🧊. I AM ANTI RACISM. I AM ANTI GEN AI. I AM ANTI HOMOPHOBIA AND TRANSPHOBIA. I AM
ANTI BIGOTRY.

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@wolftraphowell Welcome back Dan howell

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@pookielester They need to make Meta glasses that aren't creepy and predatory so I can just look back on the videos of my friends and smile.

[boypussy extraordinaire @GAYLOSTBOYS]

wet ass pussy isn’t even a sexual thing that’s just the default factory setting it just means the coochie cleaning crew is clocked in

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@wolftraphowell Me?? What would I be doing there? The only time I insert myself into plots is when I'm imagining slapping the mc's during the miscommunication arc.

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@pookielester Bread > The British

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@1disntdeadokay Play the swiping game on hinge until I hate the idea of ever dating again, usually

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@pookielester DONT LOCK YOUR WINDOWS TN DOT