kozlovfanhausen, WorldChampFC

io shirai is the best to ever wrestle // yankees, knicks, jets, rangers // my tweets are only for me, if you like them i appreciate that

[kozlovfanhausen, WorldChampFC @No2KozlovFan]

Wrestling Twitter has made it very glaring to me that voting wasn’t meant to be a universal right.

[🗽 @AdamFoxisGod]

sorry, that spot is taken.

[kozlovfanhausen, WorldChampFC @No2KozlovFan]

despite the brainrot that 30 years of mcmahon programming, cole never hesitates to glaze iyo which is fucking godly. I just can’t help but think though “wow, another internal head says this, maybe she should be booked like it.”

[WrestleTalk @WrestleTalk_TV]

Michael Cole on IYO SKY:

"Not just the best women's wrestler on the planet, the best wrestler period on this entire planet"

(ESPN Get Up)

[Don Frye @donfryeusa]

Grateful to be apart of this fight and for Yoshihiro Takayama-san

[kozlovfanhausen, WorldChampFC @No2KozlovFan]

@FBallAnalysisYT Sam fucking Spence that’s demon

[kozlovfanhausen, WorldChampFC @No2KozlovFan]

@fransanity76 WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRRRRRRR

[kozlovfanhausen, WorldChampFC @No2KozlovFan]

demons

[lex @maplewedgie]

Karl: “you’d be surprised who comes through Madison Square Garden”

Anne (in character): “really? who’s the most surprising person?”

Karl: “uhh, do you know Anne Hathaway?”

[kozlovfanhausen, WorldChampFC @No2KozlovFan]

@RiloOmega Samoa is fucking ME try watching raw weekly 🫩

[kozlovfanhausen, WorldChampFC @No2KozlovFan]

Samoa fucking Joe. Thank you for your time.

[MJF needs to get rid of Hyper Misao 🐝 @ruzu_carlos]

Who are some wrestlers you lowkey think people HAVE to like in order to have good taste in the artform?

[kozlovfanhausen, WorldChampFC @No2KozlovFan]

“Let the potatoes abandon their restraint as well”

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger. The cashier, a calm young woman named Destiny, asked me a question I did not expect.

"You want that Animal Style?"

I paused.

I did not know what this meant. But a samurai does not admit he does not know. So I answered with weight.

"...Animal Style."

"Cool. So that's mustard-grilled, extra spread, grilled onions, pickles. Yeah?"

I understood now. This was a sacred permission. For one meal, I was being told to put down my manners at the door. To eat the way a beast eats, without shame. I had waited my whole life for someone to give me this order.

"Yes," I said. "I will become the animal."

Destiny did not blink. "...Okay. You want your fries Animal Style too?"

I stopped. Even the potatoes?

"The potatoes also become animals?"

"I mean, they get cheese and sauce and grilled onions, so..."

"Then yes. Let the potatoes abandon their restraint as well."

"...Got it." She was the calmest woman I have ever met. "3x3, 4x4, or just the one?"

I did not know these numbers, but I knew a challenge when I heard one. "How many must I face?"

"It's, like, how many patties you want."

"How many is the most honorable?"

"...Four is a lot."

"Then four. A warrior does not ask for fewer."

She wrote it down without argument. A 4x4, Animal Style, with animal fries. She warned me once, kindly. "That's gonna be huge." I told her I was counting on it.

It arrived. It was a tower. Cheese and sauce ran down my hands the moment I lifted it. There was no clean way to eat it. There was no dignified way. That was the entire point.

I ate it like a beast. Both hands, no honor, grilled onion on my chin, and I have to be honest with you, it was the best thing I have ever put in my mouth.

For thirty years I have kept my manners at every table in the world.

They handed me a burger and told me to be an animal, and I have never felt so free.

So tell me, America.

The whole country knows the secret menu. What else are you hiding in plain sight?

And "Animal Style." Was I eating the animal, or finally becoming one?

[Russ' TD ⚡ @RussFcb]

We don't get eliminated from World Cups

[kozlovfanhausen, WorldChampFC @No2KozlovFan]

@BackupHangman Giannis to Miami

[kozlovfanhausen, WorldChampFC @No2KozlovFan]

@detectivehaha @nypost Fanatics is fucking dogshit

[kozlovfanhausen, WorldChampFC @No2KozlovFan]

Oh baby

[New York Post @nypost]

Modell's launches online comeback after Knicks championship - with brick-and-mortar stores the goal https://t.co/MVlA7qQ9uy

[kozlovfanhausen, WorldChampFC @No2KozlovFan]

@StompersAlt Most Yankee fans would be fine with Kurtz starting cause he’s been awesome this year, Guerrero by contrast simply hasn’t and does not deserve to start.

[kozlovfanhausen, WorldChampFC @No2KozlovFan]

@BackupHangman Demonnnnnnn

[🗽 @AdamFoxisGod]

That’s NBA Champion Josh Hart to you

[SleeperKnicks @SleeperKnicks]

“It’s like at the end of the game when you’ve got to get the ball to LeBron. Or you’ve got to get the ball to Jalen Brunson”

- Fox commentary on Argentina getting the ball to Messi

🐐 status

[kozlovfanhausen, WorldChampFC @No2KozlovFan]

omg this is delicious

[Polymarket Hoops @PolymarketHoops]

The Celtics took a "good hard look at themselves" after realizing that their team wouldn’t compete with the Knicks after seeing their championship run.

(via @WindhorstESPN)

[kozlovfanhausen, WorldChampFC @No2KozlovFan]

Lord, I ask for very little in life. Grant me this one

[David Brand @DavidFBrand]

Inbox: 👀👀👀 Modell’s News

[kozlovfanhausen, WorldChampFC @No2KozlovFan]

@drippedinchrome @actionjack69 all that talent and no Larry to show for it. Wow