Noah

bite sized piffy wisdom

[永倉盛照 nagakura moriteru @uBF2fV1cVQxRjQo]

A UFO fleet has appeared over the city.
I feel fear at the appearance of a large number of UFOs.
It indicates that contact between aliens and humans is close.
#UFOTwitter #UFO #UFOs #UFOSightings #UAPTwitter #UAPs #UAP #Aliens

[Kai Huntsberry @HuntsberryKai]

Who woulda thought🤷🏾‍♂️

[ESPN @espn]

NORTH TEXAS WINS THE NIT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN SCHOOL HISTORY! 🏆

@MeanGreenMBB

[Eddy Quan @waronweakness]

The modern tragedy:

A man throws his dreams in the trash for a stable salary, alcohol-ridden weekends and the ability to religiously follow a sports team.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I don’t care if people know me as the tiktok guy, pizza guy, barstool fund guy, call her daddy guy, Bff guy, penn guy, high noon guy, DDTG guy, crypto guy, Fox News guy, guy who hates Goodell guy, good guy, bad guy etc. As long as they know me from somewhere we’re good.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The duty of a leader is to serve their people, not for the people to serve them

[Liquid Death @LiquidDeath]

Regardless of race, gender, sexuality, religion, income, or nationality—one day, we’ll all be dead.

[Masculine Theory @MasculineTheory]

If something is free, realize you are the payment.

[Liquid Death @LiquidDeath]

There’s nothing funny about being so drunk that you soil your own pants. But who are we to judge your sense of humor? This Dry January, take a month off from alcoholism and shit your pants on your own terms. ⁣
⁣
Liquid Death can help. Looks like beer, is actually just water.

[Joey Devlin @JoeyDevlin_]

John's gym membership costs $30/month.

He hits the gym 4 times/week, 16 times/month.

This means it costs John roughly $1.88 each time he hits the gym.

For less than $2 a visit, John can be in the top 1% of health.

Be more like John.

[Casey Neistat @Casey]

not looking forward to having to fight this thing

[James @CaucasianJames]

just realized i haven’t climbed a tree in years. perhaps those days are in the past. guess i’ll just check my fucking credit score or something

[Robert J. O'Neill @mchooyah]

You should work out in the morning at least once a day.

[iP @Red_Pineiro]

some preseason work

[T @tylerthecreator]

really really

[skate. @skate]

We're back.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Selling weed literally went from major felony to essential business (open during pandemic) in much of America & yet many are still in prison. Doesn’t make sense, isn’t right.

[Casey Neistat @Casey]

Philadelphia