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[madiiiii ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ @madsdanae]

if you see me double fisting beers and hotdogs on saturday please know I’m celebrating beer and hotdogs and not this black mirror episode of a country

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

What part of I will attend every parade didn’t you understand?!

[USURATONKACHi. @narutofan087]

once you become an adult with a full time job you start to understand why kakashi was reading porn on the clock

[hexy @mikodolls]

love rosaria for keeping an atheist mindset in a world where she knows archons exist

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I want a refund on every minute I spent in 8th grade learning that monopolies are illegal and that our government would protect us from greedy men....

[Joe @electionsjoe]

MY MAYOR MUSLIM
MY BAGELS JEWISH
THE POPE IS ON OUR SIDE
KNICKS IN FIVE

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The New York Knicks have officially won their first NBA Championship in 53 years, defeating the San Antonio Spurs.

It is the Knicks’ first NBA title since 1973.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

HISTORY.

[ni @ngoctrongly]

The funniest thing that Hoyo has done after 5 years of fandom staunchly believing that Zhongli didn't have any doppelgangers like other archons is to just drop the bombshell buried in Zibai's character story that not only does he in fact have doppelgangers, he has three of them

[jor @wombpatrol]

i understand preventing theft but we gotta unlock the deodorant aisle we gotta let people steal that shit during summer as a public good

[Wren | WrensWorldVT @WrensWorldVT]

The Knights of Favonius

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

Mamdani is the first mayor who would support Spider-Man.

[👻 @angduuuu]

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[orange™ @HorangelDavid]

Tu eres católico porque crees en Dios

Yo soy católico porque voy a participar en las cruzadas sagradas lideradas por el Papa León XIV contra las tiranías blasfemas tecnocraticas para acabar con la IA

[💀 Adinda Gasolina ❤️‍🔥 @TheVenusDarling]

They dropped so many bombs on Gaza and released over 30 million tonnes of CO2. There's also the data centers, one of them reportedly releasing 23 atomic bombs worth of heat into the atmosphere. We are also razing forests faster than we can regrow them.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I came across a theory that AI is starting to make more mistakes because the internet is increasingly polluted with AI slop. The idea of AI cannibalising itself into obscurity is one of my favourite things ever. I hope it is true and I hope it becomes impossible to fix.

[Keith Orejel @keithdorejel]

Well he got 51% because a centrist Dem he defeated in the primary tried to ratfuck him

[υѕαgi 🐉 @usagiphp]

I pray he wins this not just for him but for all seiyuus whose voices are being used for AI slop

[fish marriage @corviiid]

they need to do a sports anime about having a job so i can regain the will to stay employed and pay my bills. and no it can't just be any anime about having a job. it needs to be a sports anime specifically. i need that shounen zest for life about microsoft outlook

[miia @miiagarro]

getting your period right after a day of crying is so validating like i knew i wasn't a weak bitch... i was just hormonally possessed