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[Baseball Serious @BaseballSerious]

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[Aroid @NoAlexRodriguez]

My press release after arriving late to Spring Training today

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During my suspension I looked for other lines of work... the Red Man Group didn't catch on

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Heard the @Yankees are putting me as a "full time DH" so I'm on that grind again #Gains

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Ya, looks like I'll be your @Yankees full time designated drinker next year

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A-Rod
A-Roid
A-Fraud
A-Failure
A-Bomination
A-Millionaire

#HatersGonnaHate

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This is me leaving @CC_Sabathia place earlier this morning

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Everyone's beloved asshole is now on twitter so follow me you fuckers!

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Ya, I went all the way home that night!

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#MyStarterPack

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Bitches I'm back!