Tree-Topping Archer — | Parody

Agent. Avenger. Vigilante. Mentor. || “There comes a point in your life when you have to ask yourself: am I a hero or a villain?" || Non-lewd || #fake

[Tree-Topping Archer — | Parody @NoAnchorPoint]

"They got Thanos; you get me."

Clint F. Barton

(See carrd for info)

[Tree-Topping Archer — | Parody @NoAnchorPoint]

“Hey if they send you to prison, I’ll bust you out. Westview wasn’t your fault.”

Grief makes people do odd things. Besides, he’s made a habit of never judging how people react to life’s cruelties. Would only be hypocritical of him now, anyway.

[Tree-Topping Archer — | Parody @NoAnchorPoint]

“This is why I don’t go to therapy. Violence away, Wanda.”

[Tree-Topping Archer — | Parody @NoAnchorPoint]

Obviously B.
I’d know. I worked there.

[𝘈𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘗𝘩𝘪𝘭 𝘊𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘴𝘰𝘯 @C0ULSON616]

What does S.H.I.E.L.D. stand for?

A.) Strategic, Homeland, Intervention, Enforcement and Logistic, Division

B.) Strategic, House, and Ice cream, Eggs, Legs, Dog.

C. ) Streets, Ham, Ice, Eeels, Logs, Dive

D.) That's a hard one chief

[Tree-Topping Archer — | Parody @NoAnchorPoint]

@OriginalVdova Time to melt Frosty.

[Tree-Topping Archer — | Parody @NoAnchorPoint]

Good to have @OriginalVdova back.

[Tree-Topping Archer — | Parody @NoAnchorPoint]

@OriginalVdova Zombies are so last year. Murderous elves? Snowmen gone killer?

[Tree-Topping Archer — | Parody @NoAnchorPoint]

@OriginalVdova Wouldn’t be Christmas without a wild mission.

[Tree-Topping Archer — | Parody @NoAnchorPoint]

Firing arrow after arrow into a target. Movements mechanical and practiced.

His heart isn’t in it today.

[Tree-Topping Archer — | Parody @NoAnchorPoint]

|| Must sleep. Goodnight, all!

[Tree-Topping Archer — | Parody @NoAnchorPoint]

This is a no clown zone.
Really. I won’t hesitate.

[Tree-Topping Archer — | Parody @NoAnchorPoint]

Standing a good way out of the way to avoid setting the stove on fire just by being too close.

[Sgt. Barnes (they/he) @sovietvoron]

They're attempting to make chai on the stove.

[Tree-Topping Archer — | Parody @NoAnchorPoint]

@AmIWorthThis Would he prefer a stronger word?

[Tree-Topping Archer — | Parody @NoAnchorPoint]

Bucky’s a weird one.
Solidarity, fellow traumatized person.

[Tree-Topping Archer — | Parody @NoAnchorPoint]

@sovietvoron || 👀any ones you’d recommend?

[Tree-Topping Archer — | Parody @NoAnchorPoint]

Better stop checking then.

[Tree-Topping Archer — | Parody @NoAnchorPoint]

Have we checked that another blip didn’t happen?

[Tree-Topping Archer — | Parody @NoAnchorPoint]

Cracks knuckles.
Ready to back up @AmIWorthThis when he takes on that reporter.

[Tree-Topping Archer — | Parody @NoAnchorPoint]

@AmIWorthThis @FormerSpy || Not at all! There’s frankly so many more interesting parts of his character that I choose to focus on instead. Much more MCU-like in that regard.

He’s here to drink coffee, crack jokes, and eat pizza.

[Tree-Topping Archer — | Parody @NoAnchorPoint]

@JustTonysLilSis I’m being sent to the doghouse of friendship.