Malden™

I was on Dancing with the Stars. I have 5 world series titles ⚾ I've hit the lotto twice and I wrote Michel Jackson Thriller lol

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Oh and I never realize how crazy the nuggets as a team name sounded until someone who didn’t follow theNBA asked who’s in the finals?

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I honestly feel, there’s no way the Nuggets don’t tap dat ass in the Finals

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But I am super grateful to be working during the Writers Strike 🙏🏾

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Happy Birthday @12quack and many many more!!!

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Idk if y’all have white friends but them nigga LOVE pictures of beers lol

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So I was asked yesterday what’s my definition of a “white bar” & I said a white bar is where people are drinking more beer than liquor

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Cause he won with Jordan so MFers was like you can’t do it without Jordan….Then he won with Kobe, then quit lol

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Like Phil Jackson fucked niggas mind up like Phil made that shit tricky lol

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Bra I really don’t know why they keep calling Greg Popovich a great coach, since Tim Duncan left he’s been getting clapped by the whole league lol

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Like roasting niggas from the east and west and forest park was tricky 😅

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Going to college was like the playoffs for roasting

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Bra we use to Roast all the time lol

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But T-Pain dropped buckets for the Kappas

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I feel like in college, Gucci Mane blessed the Omegas with I’m a dog

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Mike Epps

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But anywho! I finally after much thought lol know who’s my favorite standup comedian is…. And it’s…

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That’s why he was a mega star cause the world haven’t seen Atlanta on the big screen like that

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But as I re watched rush hour and etc and living in Cali it hit me like naw Cali niggas don’t act like this, this some Atlanta shit lol

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Growing up I use to see him at the church convention but never put 1 + 1 together mentally because he was in the movies so I thought he was from Cali lol

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I feel like we don’t give Chris Tucker his flowers like we should in the A, he brought Atlanta comedy to the world