City of Peachtree Battle Exploratory Committee

The City of Peachtree Battle Exploratory Committee: A metaphor wrapped in a joke, covered with truth serum, garnished with sarcasm.

On hiatus...😴

[City of Peachtree Battle Exploratory Committee @NoBCVotePBCIn23]

but until then, I'll leave this account active for...historical purposes.

I'll conclude with 👇

1. Don't eat at a Buckhead Life restaurant
2. Don't be a racist asshole like Bill White and the Buckhead City asshats
3. Leave the world better than you found it

🚶🎤🖐️

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Fin.

[City of Peachtree Battle Exploratory Committee @NoBCVotePBCIn23]

Well, that's a wrap!

Thanks everyone for the chuckles. Kudos to the cool kids who stayed towards the end, even when the humor quotient decreased.

For folks who ordered hats/t-shirts, I'll keep the email active ([email protected]) until the orders are shipped

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[City of Peachtree Battle Exploratory Committee @NoBCVotePBCIn23]

...which should be no later than Feb 22nd.

My mental batteries have been fully discharged with regards to the Buckhead City affair, and I have no desire to give Bill an iota of add'l attention.

If this shit starts again next year, I will reconvene the PBC Exec Committee,

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[City of Peachtree Battle Exploratory Committee @NoBCVotePBCIn23]

@jenjshrader @robertsonforga @LedgerEnquirer @bluestein Indeed - the Committee received a false tip, but as per our correction, we know that someone wants to secede, we just don't know exactly where - other than it is not an aquatic location 🤣

We appreciate the correction!

[City of Peachtree Battle Exploratory Committee @NoBCVotePBCIn23]

🚨BREAKING🚨

The PBC Exec Cmte has learned that the western neighborhoods of Abbotsford, Antioch, Pyne, and Smiths Crossroad have formed an effort...

...to secede from the City of LaGrange, asking @robertsonforga for an urgent vote in Senate

📣👉@LedgerEnquirer @bluestein

[City of Peachtree Battle Exploratory Committee @NoBCVotePBCIn23]

🚨CORRECTION🚨

The PBC Exec Cmte received incorrect info - instead, it's all the neighborhoods seceding on the City of LaGrange, south of US 29, or something like that.

In any case, you get the point 💯

...still asking @robertsonforga for an urgent vote in Senate!

[City of Peachtree Battle Exploratory Committee @NoBCVotePBCIn23]

@jenjshrader @robertsonforga @LedgerEnquirer @bluestein @jenjshrader - as it now seems, yes, you are correct.

I have reached the limits of cheap, lazy, and trolling parody, and it is now looking back at me in the mirror.

My work here is done.

[City of Peachtree Battle Exploratory Committee @NoBCVotePBCIn23]

We were thrilled(?) to learn @BWBuckheadCity @buckheadcity4me @BuckheadCityGA will never give up, and thus, the dream of Peachtree Battle will live on!

With the courage of one out-of-town lawmaker and many familiar frowny faces, Peachtree Batalians are fired up and ready to go!

[Greg Bluestein @bluestein]

“The citizens have the right to vote. Do not surrender your right to vote.” — state Sen. Randy Robertson of rural west Georgia, the only current legislator at this pro-Buckhead cityhood rally. #gapol #atlpol

[City of Peachtree Battle Exploratory Committee @NoBCVotePBCIn23]

📣 PRESS AVAILABILITY

@wrblnews3
@WTVM
@WLTZFirstNews
@WXTX54
@LedgerEnquirer

The Peachtree Battle Exec Cmte. is immediately available for media interviews on the LaGrange De-annexation proposals.

With @BWBuckheadCity and @robertsonforga, they too can #SucceedToSecede!

[City of Peachtree Battle Exploratory Committee @NoBCVotePBCIn23]

🚨PRESS RELEASE 🚨

PBC Exec: "We heartily support @robertsonforga call to "not surrender your right to vote"

"We are working closely with Metro ATL lawmakers to let LaGrange neighborhoods to secede ASAP."

"Details will be worked out later - but those ppl need freedom NOW!"

[City of Peachtree Battle Exploratory Committee @NoBCVotePBCIn23]

Folks,

The Peachtree Battle Exploratory Committee's Strategic Planning Task Force is now working on our Strategic Action Response to the Strategic Action Plan of the Buckhead City Exploratory Committee

Further we ASK @BWBuckheadCity to #GiveUsHopeToVote

#SucceedToSecedeFromBC

[City of Peachtree Battle Exploratory Committee @NoBCVotePBCIn23]

@BWBuckheadCity

Finally! Peachtree Battle City can now be a reality and your Strategic Action gives us:

Hope you will LET US VOTE

@BWBuckheadCity @buckheadcity4me NOW is the time to publicly support our #SucceedToSecede in the name of FREEDOM

Why won't u meet with us ???

[City of Peachtree Battle Exploratory Committee @NoBCVotePBCIn23]

@buckheadcity4me
Finally! Peachtree Battle City can now be a reality and your Strategic Action gives us:

Hope you will LET US VOTE

@BWBuckheadCity @buckheadcity4me NOW is the time to publicly support our #SucceedToSecede in the name of FREEDOM

Why won't u meet with us ???

[City of Peachtree Battle Exploratory Committee @NoBCVotePBCIn23]

@BuckheadCityGA Finally! Peachtree Battle City can now be a reality and your Strategic Action gives us:

Hope you will LET US VOTE

@BWBuckheadCity @buckheadcity4me NOW is the time to publicly support our #SucceedToSecede in the name of FREEDOM

Why won't u meet with us ???

#PeachtreeBattleNOW

[City of Peachtree Battle Exploratory Committee @NoBCVotePBCIn23]

Dear Friends,

Peachtree Battle City must be SAVED for our extraordinary families and community that we love❤️

As votes are provided by God, we humbly ask Peachtree Batalians to ask @BWBuckheadCity, as the messenger of the Almighty, to grant PBC its VOTE 🗳️ and Independence🦅

[City of Peachtree Battle Exploratory Committee @NoBCVotePBCIn23]

Future Residents of Peachtree Battle City:

Our President and CEO personally designed our new HQ conveniently located at Peachtree Battle and Peachtree 👇

ATTN Buckhead City Mayor: Our sign(s) conform(s) with your new sign ordinance, so don't you dare tread on our FREE SPEECH 🦅

[City of Peachtree Battle Exploratory Committee @NoBCVotePBCIn23]

@NoBuckhead The Secession Support Team of the Peachtree Battle City Exploratory Cmte is now rehired to help you and your neighbors secede from BC!

Together, we can create governments to fix the issues facing our respective square-mile sized municipalities

But you don't get our taxes. Sorry

[City of Peachtree Battle Exploratory Committee @NoBCVotePBCIn23]

🚨 ANNOUNCEMENT 📯

The Re-Established City of Peachtree Battle Cmte. will hold a Press Availability at the Atlanta Brewing Company on Feb 16th at 5:30pm-ish

Press Release: https://t.co/CGYjt2wez6

🦅 It's time for Peachtree Batalians to declare their INDEPENDENCE (from BC)! 🇺🇸

[City of Peachtree Battle Exploratory Committee @NoBCVotePBCIn23]

An excerpt from this evening's press release:(https://t.co/CGYjt2wez6)

#SucceedToSecedeFromBC
#PeachtreeBattleCityNow

[City of Peachtree Battle Exploratory Committee @NoBCVotePBCIn23]

🚨 PUBLIC NOTICE 🚨

This is an ANNOUNCEMENT that the Liquidation Trustee of the City of Peachtree Battle will make an IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT, later this afternoon

#PeacthreeBattleCityNow