Out of Context Aldershot Town

Aldershot Town Football Club without context. DM submissions.

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@M__P91 Badshot Lea v Aldershot, July 2026

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If I speak.

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@cardswfc @HarleyGandolfi You’ve been waffling on about overtaking us for years. You’ve never managed it and have no silverware in recent years to show for it. I won’t hold my breath. Have a good night chief 👍

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@cardswfc @HarleyGandolfi Did you not just consider holding on to your 1-0 lead with 15 minutes to go?

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@cardswfc @HarleyGandolfi Probably as hard as it was for you having to stomach Jack Barham’s header in the 93rd minute tbf

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@cardswfc @HarleyGandolfi Our skint club still has still had immeasurably more success in the last 30 years than your supposed moneybags club. Levels.

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@cardswfc @HarleyGandolfi Some serious barrel scraping going on here. Fair play

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@cardswfc @HarleyGandolfi You’re really running out of ideas here aren’t you mate?

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@cardswfc @HarleyGandolfi Chief, I promise you there is not a single Aldershot fan alive who cares that you won a Non League cup final 70 years ago. Really don’t know how to stress this enough.

You’re aware you went 1-0 up AFTER the “cheating” incident btw, not before, right?

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@cardswfc @HarleyGandolfi Sure chief. I’ll believe it when I see it

Btw, in a trophy tally between him and your entire club since the turn of the century, it’s still 1-0 Josh Barrett. Enjoy your annual 12th Place trophy and subsequent bus parade

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@cardswfc @HarleyGandolfi And in the time since your last trophy, we’ve been promoted three times, played in the football league, won the FA Trophy and beaten you 20 times in all competitions along the way, despite starting 4 (four) leagues below you in 1992

I’d probably sit out of this one now chief

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@cardswfc @HarleyGandolfi Do I really need to spell out how many years “three decades” consists of chief?

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@cardswfc @HarleyGandolfi Have those big massive attendances ever won you any trophies in the last three decades?

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@cardswfc @HarleyGandolfi Don’t know. I wasn’t alive

But again, given that it left you four leagues ahead of us, I’m assuming you’ve spent more time in the Football League since though, right?

Surely it hasn’t been two decades since your last season in a higher league than us? ☠️

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@cardswfc @HarleyGandolfi How was Woking’s best spell in the Football League?

Rather be a “has been” than a “never been” chief 👍

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@cardswfc @HarleyGandolfi Gutting we were in the Football League at the time and never eligible to win a coveted “FA Amateur Cup”. A real dent in the trophy cabinet

How’s your big 4 league head start you had on Aldershot Town in 1992 going btw chief? Assume you made the Football League first?

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@cardswfc @HarleyGandolfi And nothing for 30 years since your last. Clinging on to a defunct trophy from the 1950s because your cabinet is so dead. Could never be us ☠️

[Out of Context Aldershot Town @NoContextATFC]

@cardswfc @HarleyGandolfi You let your council die over some pretty skyscrapers. Warra first trophy in 30 years that is

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@cardswfc @HarleyGandolfi Presumably the one that hasn’t declared bankruptcy chief 👍