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If you're in the UK and struggling to get petrol tonight, simply fill up that tank with rich beef gravy. It'll absolutely fuck up your engine but the smell will be divine.
Her name was Carol, and she was dressed as a pink alien. She really brought that alien to life, you know?
The costume had horns and a beak, like, I'm not really sure what vibe she was going for. She had a very bewitching, sad aura, that, really - you know, she was endearing.
For no reason in particular I may have stumbled across some top tier research being done at Leland Stanford Junior University. Die Luft der Freiheit weht indeed.
Sometimes people say to us, "Hogball? I can't imagine it."
Tune your TV into the #Olympics , then mentally replace the basketball/badminton racquets/parallel bars with ten cows, ridden by two lance-wielding teams, chasing a pig into a deep hole. It's that simple.
Open your heart to me; again, not just in a spiritual sense. Actually open your heart to me. I've got a bone saw which should make short work of the sternum. I've not got any scalpels on me as such, but I have got a torn up Coke can (that should be sufficient)