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[Beef & Dairy No Context @NoContextBeef]

Cows aren't here to entertain us.

They are here on earth for us to intensively farm, and then ultimately consume (or just bin it if it can't be sold).

[Beef & Dairy No Context @NoContextBeef]

I love every single one of them, apart from the cyclops, obviously.

[Beef & Dairy Network @beefanddairy]

If you're in the UK and struggling to get petrol tonight, simply fill up that tank with rich beef gravy. It'll absolutely fuck up your engine but the smell will be divine.

[Beef & Dairy No Context @NoContextBeef]

The 21st century caveat doing some work here.

#Jumanji

[Beef & Dairy No Context @NoContextBeef]

Good luck trying to get a commuter train when all the trains are full of an infinite number of heifers

[Beef & Dairy No Context @NoContextBeef]

Her name was Carol, and she was dressed as a pink alien. She really brought that alien to life, you know?

The costume had horns and a beak, like, I'm not really sure what vibe she was going for. She had a very bewitching, sad aura, that, really - you know, she was endearing.

[Beef & Dairy No Context @NoContextBeef]

It's obvious, isn't it? Tippi Hedren, obviously, is the name of a cow, isn't it. You wouldn't call a human Tippi Hedren.

[Beef & Dairy No Context @NoContextBeef]

#ReImprisonTheOtherSidOnion
#WeirdMurders

[Beef & Dairy Network @beefanddairy]

#freesidonion

[Beef & Dairy No Context @NoContextBeef]

That guy ended up not only with a bull (that is a pig), he also ended up with two sheep, and crucially, a CD Player.

🐂🚫

🐖🐑🐑💿✅

[Beef & Dairy Network @beefanddairy]

Why would athletes take banned performance enhancing substances when the most enhancing substance of all is 100% legal? Beef.

[Beef & Dairy No Context @NoContextBeef]

@cccrashhh @beefanddairy Rich beef sausages.

[Beef & Dairy No Context @NoContextBeef]

😍😍 #Progress #NoToLamb 😍😍

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Perhaps underappreciated in the SEC landing Texas: the conference now has access to all 3 major meats in the US. #ItJustMeatsMore

[Beef & Dairy No Context @NoContextBeef]

For no reason in particular I may have stumbled across some top tier research being done at Leland Stanford Junior University. Die Luft der Freiheit weht indeed.

[Beef & Dairy No Context @NoContextBeef]

I would say that those muddy buckets, while they probably contained mud and a few other things, that at no point had in them anyone's 'weasel'.

[Beef & Dairy Network @beefanddairy]

Sometimes people say to us, "Hogball? I can't imagine it."

Tune your TV into the #Olympics , then mentally replace the basketball/badminton racquets/parallel bars with ten cows, ridden by two lance-wielding teams, chasing a pig into a deep hole. It's that simple.

[Beef & Dairy No Context @NoContextBeef]

https://t.co/YyOVA9zJwO

[Benjamin Partridge @benpartridge]

Hats off to everyone having a Sunday roast today. True patriots.

[Beef & Dairy No Context @NoContextBeef]

Open your heart to me; again, not just in a spiritual sense. Actually open your heart to me. I've got a bone saw which should make short work of the sternum. I've not got any scalpels on me as such, but I have got a torn up Coke can (that should be sufficient)

[MixyChaffey @Mixy61623650]

@NoContextBeef that's the field hour snacks sorted out then

[Beef & Dairy Network @beefanddairy]

Don't stop running.