OutOfContextBen

Ben says it, I tweet it, We drink it

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Felt light a badger this morning

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Ne bother Dr Protractor

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Ones gonna make you feel like you’re in Basra and ones gonna make you feel like you’re in Bangladesh

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What’s the difference between 5 chillis and 3 chillis?

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A man of your diploment and dodgy handshakes, where’s the keg of Guinness?

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Rafa la paella kicking off

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You see that stone stuck in my shoe it’s more useful than you at work at least it’s picked something up

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When he farts it smells like the holocaust

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Feel like jeffrey epstein in my eye

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You look like a shaved pheasant

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Cannot go in there man every man and his skunk will be in

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He hasn’t flossed since the twin towers man

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Hulk hogan is better at right back than Kieron trippier

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2 for 1 slush dogs on Juergen fuck off skunks

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Wouldn’t do nowt for me if I came home and owa lass was lying on the bed dressed as Freddy Krueger like

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Crocodile dundick and Steve Mervin on the hunt for Jane

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Here man last time Newcastle were in Europe Patrick pervert was playing for them

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More chance of a fish surviving in a tank full of lemonade than pickles getting promoted 🦬🐍

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Never mind mams spaghetti Jimmy Kim’s in the shed ready

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Fuck the dog eaters