Steve Rogers ||Parody||

Don’t bear the weight of the world on your shoulders, @MutedAsset. It’s not too heavy; I’ll break my back so you can feel like someone’s always on your side.

[Steve Rogers ||Parody|| @NoDamnHero]

#NewProfilePic #NewHeader

[Steve Rogers ||Parody|| @NoDamnHero]

[Carries @MutedAsset to bed and flips off the TL. Possessive Steve is possessive]

[Steve Rogers ||Parody|| @NoDamnHero]

[Sideeyes and taps in morse code against Bucky's shoulder. "If he acts up again, though...make it look like an accident."]

[Steve Rogers ||Parody|| @NoDamnHero]

No stabbing either, mister.

[Steve Rogers ||Parody|| @NoDamnHero]

No shooting anyone until at least 3PM tomorrow. I'm too tired to deal with that right now.

[Steve Rogers ||Parody|| @NoDamnHero]

@MutedAsset sound really nice right now. [Nods and brushes a kiss to Bucky's forehead and that cheeky little shit smile of his before giving the same attention to the slightly reddened flesh of Bucky's lower back.]

I'll even let you pick out the bubble bath we use. How 'bout that?

[Steve Rogers ||Parody|| @NoDamnHero]

@MutedAsset But I'm Steve Rogers, so I can't help but fuss. Especially over you.

[Gives him the kind of smile that shows the fact that he's been in love with this man for as long as he's known him, and would do anything and everything possible to make him happy]

You know, a bath /does/ --

[Steve Rogers ||Parody|| @NoDamnHero]

Well. She certainly didn't learn that kind of language from me.

[Steve Rogers ||Parody|| @NoDamnHero]

[@MutedAsset]

Gladys Knight The Best Thing That Ever Happened To Me Lyrics https://t.co/3jmpnHyPQP

[Steve Rogers ||Parody|| @NoDamnHero]

@MutedAsset twinges, and very carefully pulls the back of the other's shirt up to inspect the damage]

That looks a helluva lot better now. Want me to put some aloe on it, or just wait it out?

[Steve Rogers ||Parody|| @NoDamnHero]

@MutedAsset [Releases a low chuckle after being sassed, taking it as a sign that Bucky was feeling just fine, thank you very much]

Nah, I'm too tired to argue with you. Give me about ten more minutes, though.

[Moves to prop his body weight on his elbow, wincing again as his shoulder--

[James Barnes - ||Parody|| @MutedAsset]

@NoDamnHero https://t.co/B55rj0MsdK

[Steve Rogers ||Parody|| @NoDamnHero]

@MutedAsset are you feelin'? I don't need to help you reset any bones this time, do I?

[Steve Rogers ||Parody|| @NoDamnHero]

@MutedAsset [Rumbles out quietly in appreciation of those soft lips pressed against his own, with Steve scooting a little closer to Bucky afterwards]

Speak for yourself. I'm more like hot garbage at this point.

[Snickers, blue eyes surveying the state of the man laying next to him]

How--

[Steve Rogers ||Parody|| @NoDamnHero]

#BioUpdate - @MutedAsset

[James Barnes - ||Parody|| @MutedAsset]

#BioUpdate

[James Barnes - ||Parody|| @MutedAsset]

"Hold on to me, cause I'm a little unsteady."

✵ #Muted

✵ Shy. Ashamed. Unsure. Sweet natured. Gentle.

✵ Can speak, but chooses not to. Hasn't spoken a word in 5 years.

✵ Always by @NoDamnHero's side.

✵ @ImpetuousShield's Papa Bear.

✵ Author: @BoondockBaby.

[Steve Rogers ||Parody|| @NoDamnHero]

@MutedAsset Maybe he can bring Lucky out and they can get acquainted?

[Peers down at Captain, who's now giving him an adorable upside-down doggy grin and chuckles]

A man gets thrown to the ground once by a onesie clad former assassin and that's just gonna be what he's known for? Rude.

[Steve Rogers ||Parody|| @NoDamnHero]

[Shuffles into the room with his hands behind his back and peers over the back of the couch to see if @MutedAsset is still burrito'd on it]

[Steve Rogers ||Parody|| @NoDamnHero]

@MutedAsset Yeah...about that... [Shuffles in place a little as a sheepish expression crosses his face] So Clint apparently has a sixth sense when it comes to dogs and somehow found out about Captain five minutes after I got home with him. But I'm sure he'd love more time with him, anyway.--