Couchside Prophet

[Couchside Prophet @NoDewittHere]

Watching a kids movie drunk is basically the same as watching a movie when you were a kid #mulan

[Couchside Prophet @NoDewittHere]

@mulaney Samises!!! I'm 20 today though so I get a few more years of believing I get to live forever

[Couchside Prophet @NoDewittHere]

@BenjaminTBaker Build a pillow fort boi

[Couchside Prophet @NoDewittHere]

@SeneralGam123 Dont @ my reubin combo when you choke down chick fil a chickens like the undesirables they so despise

[Bad Robot @bad_robot]

RT for a chance to win the official uniform of the National Typewriter Company!

[MattyBRaps @MattyBRaps]

Hide your girlfriend... I'm headed out for the day.

[Zack Taylor @zacktaylorfilms]

Disappointed that James Corden didn't call Carpool Karaoke "Seat Belt" instead.

[FC Gortz @NeilGortz]

Sometimes I sit there overthinking LOTR and wonder where this orc learned the word 'menu' let alone the concept

[Couchside Prophet @NoDewittHere]

when i get pulled over the police are gonna ask for license, registration and a pepsi now right?

[Couchside Prophet @NoDewittHere]

my favorite is when beads of sweat roll down my armpits and sides

[Gordon Ramsay @GordonRamsay]

Pineapple does not go on top of pizza..... https://t.co/lhD6aliOV8

[Couchside Prophet @NoDewittHere]

@elijahwood just served out a spicy zinger in The Faculty, you fuckin got em #firstclassgradeAbitch

[Couchside Prophet @NoDewittHere]

@_sara_pat_ 👌🏻 just checking

[Couchside Prophet @NoDewittHere]

@_sara_pat_ u good m8

[AtlantaFX @AtlantaFX]

preach 🙌 https://t.co/EyuEWfRudx

[Couchside Prophet @NoDewittHere]

i'm going to miss @sourcefed

[Couchside Prophet @NoDewittHere]

i'm not good enough but i'm working on it

[Couchside Prophet @NoDewittHere]

@TlFFANYK were there bombs in there?