TheNoDickheadsPolicy

Sports-based podcast with a zero tolerance approach to dickheads.

[TheNoDickheadsPolicy @NoDickheads]

@Jonas_Holt He was a regular! Even had his own game show at a point, ‘Wheel of Hayne’.

[TheNoDickheadsPolicy @NoDickheads]

Congrats to @AndrewVossy on being voted NRL fans’ favourite commentator. Good win for “other” over Ray Hadley too.

[TheNoDickheadsPolicy @NoDickheads]

Anyone know how much the Burgess twins went for in Russell Crowe’s auction? #NRL #NRLWarriorsCowboys #NRLKnightsBroncos

[steve_philp @steve_philp]

If Schapelle Corby doesn’t light a bong shaped cauldron at the #commonwealthgames2018 I won’t watch a second of them.

[TheNoDickheadsPolicy @NoDickheads]

Remember Steve Smiths Weetbix TVC? We’ve reworked it. Thanks again @Jonas_Holt #AUSvsSA #CricketAustralia #cricketcrisis #DavidWarner #Smith #AussieCheats

[TheNoDickheadsPolicy @NoDickheads]

We reworked the David Warner Oled TVC in light of recent developments. Big thanks to the genius @Jonas_Holt for his help.
#Smith #AussieCheats #Warner #SAvsAUS #SandpaperGate #Bancroft #cricketgate #CricketAustralia

[TheNoDickheadsPolicy @NoDickheads]

Same thing happened to Ian Botham’s cock. #bullshit https://t.co/jTOeoNxwcu

[Vernon Philander @VDP_24]

Good morning all my tweeps. Waking up this morning to alot of twitter craziness as my acc got hacked and someone posted a nice little article on my behalf. Sorry for all the drama or entertainment caused by the looks of it. Have a great day all.

[TheNoDickheadsPolicy @NoDickheads]

This comment really could have been saved for when they played Matt Lodge. https://t.co/q6P3ksuWiv

[Newcastle Knights @NRLKnights]

“Their forwards will try and kick down our front door."

Aidan Guerra is expecting a big challenge from the Raiders this Sunday!

Full story: https://t.co/w9iVhgubWh

#NRLRaidersKnights #goKnights

[TheNoDickheadsPolicy @NoDickheads]

Ladies and Gentleman I give you the first signing for the new #NRL franchise the Jetstar Bali Bogans. #NRLCowboysSharks

[TheNoDickheadsPolicy @NoDickheads]

Anyone seen this #NRL profile of Matt Lodge? It’s spot on. #NRLDragonsBroncos #nrl2018

[TheNoDickheadsPolicy @NoDickheads]

@cheerscobberta Back with a bang soon mate. Just been lazy.

[TheNoDickheadsPolicy @NoDickheads]

#Shelbyville #dickheads https://t.co/TxnmYPbdiT

[Simon Kennedy @Simon_Kennedy]

@Former_legend @LukeBradnam I heard it on @NoDickheads before you did it @Former_legend - did you invent the secret sound too? Step down young fella.

[TheNoDickheadsPolicy @NoDickheads]

Check his nostrils. https://t.co/dB3LgmyOCs

[Wide World of Sports @wwos]

Hunt is off the hook due to a lack of evidence. #9WWOS https://t.co/in6Dn5ZDI4

[TheNoDickheadsPolicy @NoDickheads]

No it’s not. It’s about a small fire in your village. https://t.co/vbigwUQZpl

[Ben Damon @ben_damon]

Congrats for not being a dickhead this time Australia #YES

[TheNoDickheadsPolicy @NoDickheads]

Looks like Izzy has defected to another shit code. https://t.co/7HPcXUSmkt

[Israel Folau @IzzyFolau]

I love and respect all people for who they are and their opinions. but personally, I will not support gay marriage.✌❤🙏

[TheNoDickheadsPolicy @NoDickheads]

'Six schooner Steve' @steve_philp made the paper again!

[Sean Woodland @sean_woodland]

Neil Henry sacked. Gold Coast choose to ignore the @NoDickheads policy and keep Jarryd Hayne.

[TheNoDickheadsPolicy @NoDickheads]

$50 bet that Sam Newman comes out wearing a burka tonight. Any takers? #AFLFootyShow @AFLFootyShow

[steve_philp @steve_philp]

Shaun Kenny Dowell sporting the NRL tracker tonight. Otherwise known as an ankle bracelet. #NRLRoostersKnights #nrl #NRLFootyShow