NoDoz

Bring back Pauly Shore.

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Antiva

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@mslizlord @RustyLord What’s gup, Lil Lord?! That’s a remarkable lookin baby!

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Me: Googles Casserole Recipe

Results: "Before you can know the casserole recipe, it's important to first know how my great Grandmother bartered her one shoe for it on a boat towards America in 1892"

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@mslizlord it’s still funny

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HE LOVES MAHBED....NOT HIS BED! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH #TIL

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@kimlatricejones You are everything, sis

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"I chose my words poorly when I said, 'the problem I have with you people'".

[ii hands ii hades. @theori]

Pronounce pacific.

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Mandela effect of the day: it’s Chomo, not Chimo.

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@ashleyfranksaid It’s really effective if you swallow it too

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My daughter's onesie is flame retardant....which means at one point in the production of onesies someone from some staff said, "Oh I bet if we made them with this stuff that thing with Mark's kid could have been prev....oh hi Mark..."

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@ashleyfranksaid @RobbieMeade @jpbraller911 @PitaPitUSA AYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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@IcarusIsBurning I know what I tweeted....

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My wife won't help me with my homework...

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I...hate...calculus

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@mslizlord Our legacy will inspire millions to gibbermix greetings as mainstream communication. We will be legends.

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Someone just ate the top of a donut and put it back in the box....like just the frosting...

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@Razhole Aw fuck, I was hoping no one would tweet about me.

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@DanielMcPh @PauljGarth I’m feeling attacked right now

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There are still grown ass adults that don’t wash their hands after they use the bathroom. That’s wild to me.