Don Juan

Chasing checks. Commas only.

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Canada is really doing us dirty right now

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Smoky AF out here. Wildfires got the whole metro area hotboxin’

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@ChipotleTweets can you please tell me how my points expired and it hasn’t been a year since my last purchase? 2K points gone!

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This upcoming DTE bill is about to be diabolical

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People really go on love island on purpose? They set you up to fail lol

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Lauryn Hill look like a Disney villain

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I fuck with Tems but she not gone give you no motion

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Air conditioning is fucking amazing. I want you to know that I truly appreciate you! 😂

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I cannot stand unreasonable people

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Bad day for the wolves. Sheesh

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Homeownership is not for the weak. Sometimes the simplest things will have you catching hell! We get it done tho! 😅

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@spknreal Yeah they were closer to the hour they initially quoted. 1:45 woulda threw off the whole day

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DTE pulled up and said we bout to cut the power in your area for bout an hour. Then sent an email that the restoration estimate is 1:45. Bruh.

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State can’t buy a basket

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Damn, I hope Tiger Woods gets the help he needs. 2 rollover crashes is wild.

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That last hour at work is essentially garbage time. I’m here, but already mentally checked out 😭

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@mrpkdoubleu Congrats bruh!

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They really couldn’t get Charles a new suit? They gotta know its too big now lol

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This man gets in front of the cameras and just say anything. And they clap for it.

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Stidham is turning into a pumpkin real quick