Pike Mence

Holy Shit!!!! We won?!?!

[Pike Mence @NoFakePikeMence]

It's a trap!!! @reeljonaldtrunp @atty_sessions https://t.co/jh632RV0Lh

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

If I were the architect for Trump's Wall I’d build a secret exhaust port the size of a womp rat so the rebels could save the Republic.

[Pike Mence @NoFakePikeMence]

@atty_sessions @reeljonaldtrunp Heard #fugees detained at airports. Never liked their music anyways. #KillingMeBigly

[Pike Mence @NoFakePikeMence]

@reeljonaldtrunp @atty_sessions Who gave them shoes and let them out of the kitchen? #disaster must repeal ASAP https://t.co/6250U0osc1

[molly-mae @mollymaecosplay]

'It is now illegal to ejaculate, unless it's for reproduction'

[Pike Mence @NoFakePikeMence]

@SpeakerRyan you mean after current death march we are on, right? Was that not what @reeljonaldtrunp hired me and @atty_sessions to do?

[Pike Mence @NoFakePikeMence]

Roughly same amount #CrookedHillary beat @reeljonaldtrunp so must be accurate #alternativefacts. @atty_sessions attack!! #coincidence NOT!!! https://t.co/bBTCBqsukD

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Look forward to seeing final results of VoteStand. Gregg Phillips and crew say at least 3,000,000 votes were illegal. We must do better!

[Pike Mence @NoFakePikeMence]

@nytime @NoFakePikeMence @reeljonaldtrunp @american_parks @atty_sessions Giving up taco salads is bigly price to pay https://t.co/6RpNZDXsnY

[Pike Mence @NoFakePikeMence]

@realDonaldTrump @reeljonaldtrunp @atty_sessions interview perfect candidate from @SpeakerRyan name was Jerry Mander. Very #bigly #maga

[Pike Mence @NoFakePikeMence]

@realDonaldTrump @reeljonaldtrunp @atty_sessions but I thought we wanted to stay in the White Trailer?

[Pike Mence @NoFakePikeMence]

@AltUSNatParkService and @American_Parks defying gag reflex imposed by @reeljonaldtrunp - @atty_sessions gettem' gurl!! https://t.co/T5OomXC8lM

[NOT ALT WORLD @NotAltWorld]

This is the National Park Service's Cultural Resources Climate Change Strategy. Pls download before it is removed.
https://t.co/oO3ZMVxxwN

[Half An Onion 🧅 @HalfOnionInABag]

Just waiting for @realDonaldTrump to claim that the 300,000-400,000 who have followed me so far did it illegally.

[Pike Mence @NoFakePikeMence]

@atty_sessions @reeljonaldtrunp must ensure @American_Parks has plan for XL salsa pipeline access to wall.

[Pike Mence @NoFakePikeMence]

Report shows that 100% believes that @JamesComeyFBI should be fired. #DefNotFirstOnlyVote @reeljonaldtrunp have @atty_sessions investigate.

[Pike Mence @NoFakePikeMence]

@reeljonaldtrunp @LookingHBO @atty_sessions @ScottBaio @KirkCameron @ScottBakula he leaped into women bods, best way to control their bod

[Pike Mence @NoFakePikeMence]

@reeljonaldtrunp @atty_sessions @ScottBaio @KirkCameron changing vote to @ScottBakula literally hundreds lives of experience. #QuantumLeap

[Pike Mence @NoFakePikeMence]

@VP @realDonaldTrump will create millions of @American_Parks jobs for oil clean up for decades.

[Pike Mence @NoFakePikeMence]

@neiltyson @reeljonaldtrunp reality is totally already shaping politics.

[Pike Mence @NoFakePikeMence]

@atty_sessions @reeljonaldtrunp @ScottBaio didn't we vote on @chucknorris ? Can't recall... #toomuchtequila

[Pike Mence @NoFakePikeMence]

@SpeakerRyan send prayers, not funds. It's what our new @GOP is best at really. #BlessedBe @atty_sessions @reeljonaldtrunp @American_Parks

[Pike Mence @NoFakePikeMence]

@SenateMajLdr @StateDept @POTUS Agreed! How soon before @reeljonaldtrunp tells us who that is going to be and when Tildo gets replaced?

[Pike Mence @NoFakePikeMence]

@reeljonaldtrunp @atty_sessions and I proud of #RepealAndReplace of National Parks comms with @American_Parks Biggest parks of all time!