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• Happy to say I dunno.
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• Happy to troll idiots & bullies.

[No Fluff Guy @NoFluffGuy]

@robertwlk Were you about to run them another Dan Brown blockbuster? 😭😭😭😂😂

[No Fluff Guy @NoFluffGuy]

@TheEmmanuelU I'm all for honest, unbiased reviews.

[No Fluff Guy @NoFluffGuy]

@TheEmmanuelU Iya Mulika and Main Character Syndrome = 5 & 6 🤞

I grew up in a community that had people like her.

[Emmanuel Umoru @TheEmmanuelU]

I should write a story about Lagos Island street/roadside parties.

That's where you'll see Iya Mulika and her "Progressive Women's Association of Nigeria" . . . Dressed in Baby Lace, gold jewellery, black sunshades, Turali perfume, and possibly a bleached skin to match.

Then Arogunjo and his "Olowolaiyemo Exclusive Band" will be doing a cover of one of Ayinla's classics, somewhere in the background.

Some 93.7 degrees to Iya Mulika's left, you'd find Abeni Alaso, sitting stockishly, and squeezing her round, sweaty face like the back of a yam.

Why?

Well, rumour has it that at the last Progressive Women's meeting, Abeni Alaso's Aso Ebi recommendations were strategically ignored, courtesy of Iya Mulika's feet kissers.

Such disrespect for the community wardrobe consultant. Me sef, I can imagine.

E pain am.

Do you want me to continue the Lagos Island story?

-- Emmanuel Umoru
#Emmanuel_C_Umoru

Please, credit me where necessary. Don't steal my stories.

[No Fluff Guy @NoFluffGuy]

@ChuksEricE Murife don't do it!!!!
😭😭😭😭😭

[No Fluff Guy @NoFluffGuy]

@Olami_deeEbony Ehn. I gba say I like amebo.

Which one be "follow me for moral support to go and do idokudo"?

E what? E sweet me.

[No Fluff Guy @NoFluffGuy]

@Delis_Fidel @DOlusegun EXACTLY!!!!!!

[No Fluff Guy @NoFluffGuy]

@DOlusegun Is this you?

https://t.co/Mkb0qHX0CQ

[#Renewed Shege ProMAX #EndSARS @prettycachy]

@DOlusegun Coming from you who is supporting a DRUG LORD in Tinubu. You are so shameless....

[No Fluff Guy @NoFluffGuy]

You know he wasn't demeaning the effort of our beloved Armed Forces.

That is you projecting your own perspective.

You know this very well.

[Daddy D.O🇳🇬 @DOlusegun]

Members of the armed forces give their lives for the nation without question to safeguard lives and properties. This failed comedian/failed skit maker /failed musician has the gall to rubbish the sacrifices because of the fighting men and women of the armed forces.

[Epiq @foreverepiq]

When people throw jabs at you disguised as jokes, when they go low and try to call you out, don't join them in the dirt, leave them right there where they belong...👌

[No Fluff Guy @NoFluffGuy]

@foreverepiq I just posted indirectly along this line and pinned it on my profile. Straight blocking.

[No Fluff Guy @NoFluffGuy]

@_ekwodavid Done!

[No Fluff Guy @NoFluffGuy]

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[David Ekwo @_ekwodavid]

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[David Ekwo @_ekwodavid]

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[David Ekwo @_ekwodavid]

Step 2: Create 5 sections

• Questions

• Lessons

• Stories

• Opinions

• Observations

These 5 categories can generate months of content.

[No Fluff Guy @NoFluffGuy]

@OgbeniDipo Dipo, you know what you're doing. This isn't about spreading fake news to cause public hysteria, and you know it!

I might be of no consequence to you, but, I'm blocking you.

[No Fluff Guy @NoFluffGuy]

@gamerwalt Omo!!! I was already imagining X-files or something 😂😂😂😂😂

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@Olami_deeEbony How do people do this and sleep well?

[No Fluff Guy @NoFluffGuy]

@bilionaire_dgb Pele. We are fasting over here.

[No Fluff Guy @NoFluffGuy]

@udemeAkpan01 Niece set her mind and achieved her side of the bargain.

Time for you to set your mind and do yours.

Beautiful!