NoGoodAgentMan

do you know me personally? if so, you may be entitled to financial compensation!

[NoGoodAgentMan @NoGoodNickname]

that wasn't very 'lofi hip hop beats to study/relax to' of you

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Gonna Akira slide into her DM’s

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She-Hulk popped up in my Tinder and when I tell you I was not ready. for that

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Someone told me cutting a sandwich diagonally geometrically gives you more sandwich

Using that logic, if I eat the whole uncut sandwich like a schizo, am I eating less sandwich?

I should go to sleep

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I don’t know who this Kirk Hammett dude is but Eddie Munson about to put this dude on the map

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@joshuaturnerrr A 7-Layer Burrito… for 1.99… 😢 simpler times, eh?

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@coalthebro FUCK SCOTT 🖕

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Happy Father’s Day, Mom

Scott, you can go get bent

[🅹🅾️🅴🆈աrecκ ☭‎ @joeywreck]

This will not be a major story in the U.S.

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@RpgrsD I roll Death Saves for any character, PC or otherwise. Reeeeally up’s the ante for my players because “oh crap is he still alive, I really need to cast Turn Undead but DAMNIT I cant let the rogue die”

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Update: package didn’t arrive today.

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

[NoGoodAgentMan @NoGoodNickname]

Bought a Woojer a few days ago, should be here today

wish me luck that I return to the real world in a normal state

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Since I moved, ive bought a cookware set with a bunch of pots and pans, an instant pot ultra, and a 5qt Cast Iron Double Dutch oven (skillet + pot)

I’ve exclusively used the Dutch oven since moving in.

They’re amazing. Get one.

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let’s face it, even if magic was real, you still wouldn’t learn it, same way you won’t learn that skill you’ve always liked

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Just saw a video of a girl SMASHING a breakfast bagel and coffee, get approached by a street interviewer and tel him to wait, then tell the interviewer she’s “100/10” on attractiveness because confidence is key

I think I leveled up my charisma watching that

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@samreich Get ready for a FRAME Changer! Tonight’s guest… you!
- Sam R, unknown location of origin

[NoGoodAgentMan @NoGoodNickname]

big Monty Python vibes

[Adrian Bliss @adrianbliss]

Getting off Noah’s Ark

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when I tell you I cackled

[demonic possession 🖤 erotic self-expression @Rabdoidal]

none of u understand what this means 2 me...... literally them............

[NoGoodAgentMan @NoGoodNickname]

Video games are NOT addictive
“Is that so?”
Yeah, I stand by my argu-
“The Sims.”

[NoGoodAgentMan @NoGoodNickname]

Hey Twitter, can I ask you guys for some pointers?

Looking for a place in Seattle to move to within the next month or so, solo, no pets, studio or 1bed would be prime

Help a fella out? Where should I look and start dropping apps? Thanks, folks, much love!

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Alexander doesn’t have shit on how bad MY day was