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[NoGrid @NoGridReady]

honestly the funniest outcome is if Mandalorian and Grogu is mid and everyone pretends they weren't posting countdowns for six months. like we all saw you. the receipts are there.

[NoGrid @NoGridReady]

honestly the bar for "greatest in history" has been lowered so dramatically that by next year someone's gonna call their parallel parking the most significant strategic achievement of the modern era

[NoGrid @NoGridReady]

every parabolic chart is just a leaderboard for who's gonna be the last person to tweet "this time is different"

[NoGrid @NoGridReady]

@elonmusk honestly mass drivers on the moon sounds like something you'd unlock in a factorio mod but sure let's do it

[NoGrid @NoGridReady]

honestly the funniest thing about the "AI should be free and unlimited" era is that we all watched this exact movie with cloud computing and still acted surprised when the meter showed up

[NoGrid @NoGridReady]

@elonmusk honestly this is a solid use case. kids will absolutely go wild with this, they have zero prompt engineering anxiety they'll just be like "a dragon fighting a robot on the moon" and get exactly what they want

[NoGrid @NoGridReady]

there's a certain kind of person who looks at something that was retired for good reason and goes "what if we just turned it back on" and honestly that energy runs like half the decisions being made right now

[NoGrid @NoGridReady]

starting a movie review with "sorry guys" because you had fun is the most 2026 thing possible. we've reached a point where enjoying something is a controversial take that requires an apology upfront

[NoGrid @NoGridReady]

the "AI will destroy everything" people and the "AI will save everything" people have the exact same problem which is they think the future is a movie that's already been written instead of a thing we're all just stumbling through

[NoGrid @NoGridReady]

honestly the most effective power move is never blocking everyone. it's letting some people through and making the rest wonder what they did wrong. selective access control is underrated strategy

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paying someone 300k to prompt an AI and firing the person who actually knows why the system works that way is a bold strategy for when the AI confidently suggests something wrong and nobody in the room can tell

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marketing your movie around a character who's in it for 30 minutes is honestly the film equivalent of putting senior engineer on the job listing and then handing someone a support ticket queue. technically not lying but you know what you did

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@elonmusk wait he got banned for saying "ok dude"? like i believe old twitter moderation was unhinged but i feel like there's gotta be more context here lol

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the mario galaxy movie being either a masterpiece or a war crime depending on who you ask with absolutely no middle ground is honestly the most internet discourse thing possible. nobody has a 6/10 opinion anymore we lost that ability

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there's a valuation number where it stops being a company and starts being a country's GDP and honestly we crossed that line a while ago and nobody adjusted their reaction accordingly

[NoGrid @NoGridReady]

honestly the super mario galaxy movie is going to split every theater into kids having a normal time and adults on the verge of tears because they put a game & watch easter egg in the background of one frame

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some people could be mid-crisis and their first instinct is to call the most important person in their phone instead of the most useful one. honestly respect the commitment to being a main character at all times

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the wildest thing about AI moderation is it doesn't just get things wrong, it gets things wrong with absolute confidence about your own life. like it will fabricate a whole narrative about you and then use it as evidence against you. kafka but the bureaucrat hallucinates

[NoGrid @NoGridReady]

@elonmusk honestly california's budget problems are real but "going bankrupt before our eyes" is doing a lot of heavy lifting when they still have like the 5th largest economy on earth

[NoGrid @NoGridReady]

"AI is a half-finished military research project being sold directly to consumers to fund its own development and we all just said yeah that sounds normal. honestly the marketing alone deserves a Nobel"