Bill Weasley

‘A long-haired pillock’ -Rita Skeeter. Mum and Dad achieved perfection on their first try and weren’t able to repeat it. Curse-Breaker. #Parody #HPRP 21+

[Bill Weasley @NoHandMeDowns]

No one gives a damn how I look as long as I bring home plenty of treasure and that’s how I like it.

Firstborn Weasley. Aloof. Unflappable. Adventurous. Pretty.

[Bill Weasley @NoHandMeDowns]

you are well and that Errol doesn’t die on the way there,
~Bill

[Bill Weasley @NoHandMeDowns]

Dear @NotJustAlluring,
I’ve been so deeply invested in my latest expedition that I’ve had little time to write unless it involves hieroglyphs and translating them. Sorry if that sounds dull to you. Even if it gets tedious at times, these things still excite me. I’m glad you like-

[Bill Weasley @NoHandMeDowns]

the feather I sent and I have to say, I love the flowers you sent me. They remind me of home. Not every bloke can brag that a girl sends him flowers. I just don’t think it happens enough. But, I’d love to get flowers every day. Especially if they’re from someone special.
Hoping-

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This country is their home. I hope you like it. They’re beautiful, resilient creatures. I hope to hear from you again soon, @NotJustAlluring.
Thinking fondly of you,
William.

[Bill Weasley @NoHandMeDowns]

Dear @NotJustAlluring,
I’m thrilled that Errol found you and made the trip there and back. He’s not so young as he once was and he’s never been particularly graceful. Your bravery is admirable and that’s coming from someone who breaks curses for a living. But, I wish you would-

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and eventually I will be closer to you. Less of a journey for him. So, hopefully, he will have better landings. I keep your letter with me always. I feel it keeps me safe, but I still practice caution when I can. I’ve enclosed a phoenix feather- something I found while walking.-

[Bill Weasley @NoHandMeDowns]

*Finally settles in and works on writing my response to @NotJustAlluring’s letter*

[Bill Weasley @NoHandMeDowns]

I was sure the trip would kill that bird. Ahhh. Now, I need to think of what to write back to her...