garrett cieluch

[Brennen @TheRedJinty]

Family Guy being so inconsistent in quality has tricked people into thinking that Seth McFarlane isn't funny

[Pilchard Princess @DadRockEnjoyer]

If you're going to share this instant classic, please share the original one. This is a Kevin Sanji sketch and he deserves the credit

[sickoftheRARA @backshotbullyfr]

The shit that tobeys spidey was dealing with was fucking ridiculous

[cailyn 🔪🫀 @alpohlovebot]

maybe it’s so hot outside because y’all keep using AI to generate those ugly ass flyers and shitty logos

[Talkin' Yanks @TalkinYanks]

George Lombard Jr.

[delulu @welchmeyer]

guys i don’t care if USPS lost your package once or whatever. if we lose USPS it will impact so. many. people. negatively.

it’s the ONLY program we have required to deliver to EVERY address.

[✨TiFF ✨ @TechkenTiff]

Asked my manager about changing my schedule for when the kids start school.

“Whatever works for you and your family” was her response.

I made a suggestion and she said “If that’s what you wanna do, we can do that.”

Is this what it’s like to have a manager that treats their team like ADULTS?! Because…

[Sheriff Lobo @tahoe7teen]

$6K a month to work the popcorn machine is aight

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

I don’t want an AI overview, just give me the Google results!

[kaitlyn🛸 @fearlesskait]

“Climate change will manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until you’re the one filming it”❤️‍🩹

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[chuck 🏔 @crowcialist]

Nothing makes me feel more alienated from my fellow Americans than everyone’s rabid need to just be standing in lines all the time. If I have to stand in line I’m not going

[Coinvo @Coinvo]

Dave Bautista: "If trans people bother you more than a Nazi, you need to re-evaluate your values."

[mike 🇮🇹 @itsthatboymike]

JAZZ HOME RUN

[Prince Debit 🇨🇲 @MainEventChris_]

Knicks in 5

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

John C. Reilly questions why human rights have become political

"If you stand up for human rights, why is that a right or left thing? Why aren’t people on the right wing concerned about human rights?"

"Elon Musk says, 'don’t be fooled by the empathy trap'. ... Empathy is not a trap, empathy is a superpower. It’s what makes human beings exceptional, our ability to look outside ourself”

"Do unto others ... It's crazy that we have to argue for these things"

(via It's Open Pod)

[𝓞𝔃𝔃𝔂 @RlPOzzy]

Shit really says Knicks

[ShwinnyPooh, Knicks championship enjoyer @shwinnypooh]

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