Senpai Sinbad♡

fresh yung coconut

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Short girls stay winning honestly. 😍😛

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Good sex should sound like you're tryna pop the cap on a Snapple bottle

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When you wake up at 11am and you already need a drink

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@chlo_marieee I know I'll be up there to visit for sure.

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@chlo_marieee nah sunshine state is where it's at.

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@BuzzFeedNews oh it's flakka for sure

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@chlo_marieee umm hello that's me

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If you ever fall asleep with your shoes on.. I'm 112% sure you were drunk

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@NoHoesRy soooo yeah.. haha but I'm sure someone has had a more embarrassing moment

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@NoHoesRy to make a long story short I took a shit in a urinal when I was like 8..

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You know you smoke too much when you smell rellos in your dreams

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Why did I almost name one of my Pokémon Jerome tho..

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@MariaRemine white girls Bruh I swear 🌴

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I guess that's just the motions

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@netflix can I just get Seven Deadly Sins season 2 already?

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@erinrouxx never said it wasn't cute lol

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@erinrouxx ft the baby bullring

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@JayWithJustAJ but why didn't you like for a TBH..

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Evertime I'm out in public somewhere, and I see a grown woman with now cheeks I feel like a pedophile

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Fresh Young Coconut 🌴

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So.. someone came into my room while I was sleeping and stole the lightbulb from my lamp ☹️