Noah Horowitz

AU Aero Engineering '24

UNBELIEVABLY PUNISHED Auburn and Tampa Bay sports homer

[Noah Horowitz @NoHorowitz]

When Aaron Philo throws an absolute meatball sub and it's picked off and taken back for 6 by Andre Jordan Jr. and there's 13:42 left in the 1st quarter and Auburn football has meaning again

[Nick Marcinko @marcinko_nick]

Eric Singleton Jr.

Pass from Philo.

[Noah Horowitz @NoHorowitz]

@aldotcom When are we gonna talk about Joe Goodman's fetish for being yelled at

[Noah Horowitz @NoHorowitz]

Buster Faulkner is gonna be revealed as a Haynes King merchant

[PFF College @PFF_College]

Panthers Rookie QB Haynes King in the HOF Game:

🎯 21/34
🎯 219 Total Yards
🎯 3 Total Touchdowns
🎯 0 Interceptions

@GeorgiaTechFB

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

Committed to our future. ✔️

Mauricio Pochettino and @ussoccer have agreed on a new contract to continue as the #USMNT head coach through 2030! 🇺🇸

📝: https://t.co/Woluj2pyPh

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Football returns this week.

[On3 @On3]

COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS BACK THIS MONTH🍿

[Humus @CanaryGrayson]

Jon Watts gotta be killed man

[Noah Horowitz @NoHorowitz]

@connorgberg2

[Noah Horowitz @NoHorowitz]

How bout I jump off a cliff instead

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

With Baker Mayfield moving on, I expect that Mac Jones will be the starting QB for the 2027 Buccaneers

[College Football Zone @CollegeFBonX]

One month from today!

[Datto @DattosDestiny]

as of now, august 18th will be my last day as 'datto does destiny'. i plan on retiring from the game and content creation for the game. deadlock will be my new home going into the future (along with variety). i'll have more to say when we get closer to the 18th.

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

His goal is to reach world No. 1.

Care to doubt him?

[Noah Horowitz @NoHorowitz]

Where's the laugh track

[sitcom crave @sitcomcrave]

Raj Koothrappali gets shot and killed by an evil Kripke in ‘The Big Bang Theory’ spinoff, ‘Stuart Fails To Save The Universe’

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

The future has arrived and his name is Jackson Koivun.

The @AuburnMGolf alum wins @3MOpen in his third professional start!

[Noah Horowitz @NoHorowitz]

I respect a guy who wants to learn under Johni Broome

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers on a two-year, $8 million deal with a player option, Klutch Sports Group and Klutch CEO and Game Over show host Rich Paul tells ESPN.

[Noah Horowitz @NoHorowitz]

#CCK5H

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

From 2004 to 2007, Caitlyn Clark murdered at least five black prostitutes in the Des Moines Iowa area.

[Ben Stevens @BenScottStevens]

PA announcer: “It’s…THIRD DOWN!”

Me:

[Noah Horowitz @NoHorowitz]

Cornball but unfortunately a bar

[Brandon Walker College Football Show @BFWshow]

Jon Sumrall:

“I grew up thinking there were three leagues…

the AFC, the NFC and the SEC.”

[🖐️ @killguapo]

when yo airpods die at planet fitness and they start playing coldplay remixes while ur on the stairmaster