New Territory

I only tweet when I'm watching tv

[Plies @plies]

He Gone Jinx The USA Soccer Team Just Like He Did The Knicks In Game 3!!!!

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

May you recover from burnout so well that you actually want to do your hobbies again, instead of just rotting on the couch after work.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

instead of remaking great movies, they should remake bad movies that were based on good stories but failed to meet expectations.

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Have you ever noticed that it’s socially acceptable to tell poor people how to spend their money? But when we ask the rich to stop hoarding wealth, the response is always “it’s their money.”

[Kingmaker @MindHealthMaker]

Empaths are choosing themselves now. The game has changed

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

My brain going on a little adventure instead of being present in a conversation!!

[Uma @uwouma]

Apply for as many jobs as you can. Target roles that are above your qualification. Go to the interviews that scare you. You will gain so much confidence from that experiece that you'll naturally become a better candidate. This is one of the things that job hunting taught me.

[Retro Recall (☥𝐃𝐁) @RetroMoviesDB]

Sooooo true

[Lion @LionInCrisis]

yeah he's a troublemaker but blur my kids’ faces next time.

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

The idea of a phone book was actually wild when you think about it. They printed everybody’s full names, phone numbers, and home addresses in one giant book and then just gave it away for free.

[¥ @laylanaiim]

I love meeting people who have absolutely no interest in competing with anyone

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

No one:

Me at 8 years old:

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Imagine if Obama was directly connected to Epstein, made $2 billion off crypto scams, grifted a $400 million plane form Arab Royals, and started and lost a war with Iran.

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

someone said “stop comparing yourself to people who have support systems” and that struck deep

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

There’s somebody making $22,000/year in rural America going to bed right now that sincerely believes Donald Trump spent his whole day fighting for them.

[TheRealHM @LifeWithSymonee]

So none of the kids went home and told their parents Miss Trunchbull was whooping they ass

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Being able to buy whatever food you crave whenever you want is a quiet luxury that many people forget to appreciate.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

The older I get, the harder it is to see 18-19 year olds as adults. Those are just babies. Like their life is literally just starting. They don’t know ANYTHING.

[tweets, but heroic @thethirtysixco]

they’re calling it the greatest evolutionary chart of all time