Mrs. Kwan

They're not gonna catch us, we're on a mission from God • @WhichLimb

[Mrs. Kwan @NoJailForJake]

New year, New job, New me

I am delighted to announce, following my departure from representing Paul Reubens, my new client!!

Jake Blues is an incredible man who has committed no crimes (but if he has it was for good reason!) and I can’t wait to defend him in the Law Room

🧵1/2

[Mrs. Kwan @NoJailForJake]

@waxcube3 @B03GHB4L1 De Zerbi is bringing senesi, van hecke, and probably tonali to consecutive 17th placed spurs. You can get around poor finishes but you have to show ambition

[Mrs. Kwan @NoJailForJake]

@Molycuddle They can’t put cock in mouth

[Mrs. Kwan @NoJailForJake]

@ODEONCinemas @ODEONcinemasIRE when will we know who the winner of the unistellar telescope is?

[Mrs. Kwan @NoJailForJake]

@FelionJoe @CFC_Fofana29 @CFC_Dubois Colwill and James. They’re both purposefully leaving out good players

[Mrs. Kwan @NoJailForJake]

@femalehomer Oh I can see you retweeted but not liked

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for the casuals, the girlies, and the goofy; for those who care more about ex-gfs than xG -

a group of us usmnt sicko girlies have been working tirelessly to bring you: the “Girlies Guide to the USMNT"

please enjoy and feel free to share!!!!

https://t.co/QdrLxTnGAi

[Mrs. Kwan @NoJailForJake]

@femalehomer It really was

[Mrs. Kwan @NoJailForJake]

@femalehomer We’ll swap him for Philip

[Mrs. Kwan @NoJailForJake]

@femalehomer I wish I got him as my dad on dad swap but also I’d keep my dad as well

[Mrs. Kwan @NoJailForJake]

@Drewharts It was held in storage for years in France cause they couldn’t find anyone to buy it, by the time it was gifted to New York it had lost its shiny polished copper look.

And it was chosen to be made of copper BECAUSE it would go green. This was the aim. It’s not meant to be shiny

[Mrs. Kwan @NoJailForJake]

@MissRebeccaMeow @Molycuddle American office is hard to describe as particularly edgy.certainly not to the point Rainn seems to be trying to say it was. I feel like I agree with Molly

[Mrs. Kwan @NoJailForJake]

@femalehomer @KelloggsUKI Photo

[Mrs. Kwan @NoJailForJake]

There hasn’t been an NBA championship since 1973???

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

New York Knicks wins first NBA Championship since 1973.

[Mrs. Kwan @NoJailForJake]

@Fenianmoder But the point of the tweet is to point out that Belfast has a history of violence committed most often by these people who are rioting against immigration. What's the point in using 6 years of data for that

[Mrs. Kwan @NoJailForJake]

@Fenianmoder I don't think you're actually an apologist. Just that going through the trouble of qrting something which points out Belfast's history of violence against women for the purpose of shooting down the recent racist riots because you think its date range is a bit wide feels unhelpful

[Mrs. Kwan @NoJailForJake]

@Fenianmoder Your tweet feels apologist to me

[Mrs. Kwan @NoJailForJake]

@Fenianmoder 29 killed since 2020 which includes years of lockdowns, if recency is what matters most to you

[Mrs. Kwan @NoJailForJake]

@Fenianmoder I'm finding around 300 women killed during the troubles (and that is simply *during* the troubles, not that they were all necessarily troubles-related) meaning there are 700 others. Belfast is known as a dangerous place for women, why are you seemingly trying to defend it?