Josh

[Josh @NoJuiceJosh]

People who drive Teslas with those “fuck Elon” stickers are spiritually weak. Why are you so scared of random strangers having a negative opinion of you that you have to make sure they know your opinion?

[Desiree @_radwilliams]

I couldn’t figure out how I knew a director’s face until this

[Josh @NoJuiceJosh]

Everyday I have fight the urge to start shitposting and trolling on LinkedIn because I can’t lose my job for the bit

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

we would never give out headphones

[Josh @NoJuiceJosh]

We are all just children pretending to be adults who don’t understand the downstream consequences of our actions

[Josh @NoJuiceJosh]

“… That’s how a drill works”

[Josh @NoJuiceJosh]

We really gotta teach people how to work out because a lot of people be putting in way too much effort in and not getting enough out

[Josh @NoJuiceJosh]

No longer arguing with ugly people. No amount of facts can make you right

[Josh @NoJuiceJosh]

This is what happens when you let your kids watch anime

[Josh @NoJuiceJosh]

Overseas

[Josh @NoJuiceJosh]

You mean to tell me I got finished college and now I just never get to chill again

[Josh @NoJuiceJosh]

Why do rich people only ever seem to get in trouble for grooming, it’s kinda wild that it’s so consistent

[Josh @NoJuiceJosh]

I look much smaller in person

[Josh @NoJuiceJosh]

Being the youngest at a corporate job is insane. Like I really got someone twice my age who’s working on a project for me…. Wtf

[Josh @NoJuiceJosh]

Went a solid 3 months without everything falling apart. That’s a new record

[Josh @NoJuiceJosh]

777

[Josh @NoJuiceJosh]

This is finna be my summer uniform

[Josh @NoJuiceJosh]

Apparently HR doesn’t like it when you say “I can only explain it to you I can’t understand it for you”