NLF

[Echo ↬ @vikku60879]

Meet John.

John had a rough childhood. He liked dolls, hanging out with girls, and doing things that made him happy. His stepdad hated that. Every time John acted a little too feminine, stepdad would beat his ass and tell him to "be a man."

Unfortunately, John understood this in the dumbest way possible. Instead of becoming a man, he became obsessed with proving he was one.

So John started hanging out with guys. The guys laughed at him. John started picking fights. The guys beat the shit out of him. John spent years discovering that getting punched in the face doesn't automatically create a personality.

Fast forward a few years. John discovers Twitter. Now he finally has a place where he can feel powerful without getting his ass kicked.

Today, John rides trains looking for the smallest guy in the carriage. Once he finds his target, he sits next to him, takes a photo, and posts something deep like:

"Life is hierarchical."

[𝒂 @coxrab]

@PopBase It’s not his first time, Iain’s replies are actually hilarious.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘Young Sheldon’ actor Iain Armitage responds to Clavicular comparisons via Instagram:

“I mog him in this photo”

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The cover art for GTA 6 has been revealed.

Pre-orders begin June 25. Releasing on November 19.

[adi @buwygfiib]

?!?!?!????!!!!???????

[Folk ⸆⸉ Swift Charts @SwiftyRuza]

the one who asked trump not to use her music

[Brimcess @Brimcess11]

So why aren't Nicki's lapdogs more successful than the artists you listed?

[rated ✧* @imyrated]

That Charlie Kirk shit has done irreversible damage to my brain

[isma @ismanewells]

Nunca me voy a olvidar de ese tuit que decía que esta foto representaba a todos los tipos de lesbianas existentes 😭😭😭

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

ray j lied & said he had 2 months to live back in january.. it’s june ..

[KATY PERRY @katyperry]

Watch It Burn
June 25th 🚬
https://t.co/p845XiNFdQ

[riley ♡ @rileyapparently]

unemployed girl with mysterious source of income

[Niyetsel @niyetsel]

i rebuke living paycheck to paycheck. i declare overflow, expansion, and provision.

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

Ask for more sis. The universe is not on a budget.

[Mila ✧ @aip551]

Being a wealthy Black woman not living in America and minding her business got her aging backwards

[emma 💖 @unlucify]

this app is hanging on by a thread

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Daveigh Chase has passed away at 35.

The actress was known for her performance in ‘The Ring,’ as well as voicing Lilo in ‘Lilo & Stitch’ and Chihiro in the English dub of ‘Spirited Away.’

[Fanbact✰™ @ywnbact]

i can tell who had the bag

[£MINAJ🇯🇲🇺🇲 @DetroitEminaj]

Who's this diva

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Oh gosh, it's almost them fucking cry babies birthdays. Here we go