Rusty Shackleford

*~*thoughts and opinions are my own and do not reflect anything of anywhere I work*~*

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

The show “The Bear” but the restaurant only serves peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and water

[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

[Rusty Shackleford @noluckneal]

Wapakoneta mentioned!!!

[rust belt roadtrip @gmoult]

abandoned all my responsibilities to look at steel mills for a week

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Jonesy has been shot in Fortnite lore.

Presumed dead.

[WyattzWorld @WyattzWorId]

Nick Chubb, and I’m still pissed for him.

[Rusty Shackleford @noluckneal]

Best player to wear a Browns uniform since 32. Thanks for the memories. Go get a ring.

[Myles Garrett @Flash_Garrett]

🫶🏾

[Rusty Shackleford @noluckneal]

@Juicewag Mikes Bar and Grill snub from an otherwise excellent list

[Max @Juicewag]

Top 5 bars in (my) world:

1. Bier Stube (Columbus, OH)
2. Benders (Baltimore, MD)
3. Salmon Guru (Madrid, ES)
4. Goldstar Bar (Chicago, IL)
5. Short North Tavern (Columbus, OH)

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

@azel078 What about Yoshis Island

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Well at least i can always fall back and watch SpongeBob Squarepants.

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

bartender here. guess what: robots are never going to be programmed to take a beer off your tab because they feel sorry for you after your wife took the kids

[chad @chasedbywasps]

I was in Brockhampton but I was just the guy who did payroll

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Nation Excitedly Gathers For Annual Tradition Of Seeing Whose Career Will Be Killed By Cleveland Browns https://t.co/GWx4e8KH7p

[Rusty Shackleford @noluckneal]

Never change, Chittenden. Never change.

[Rusty Shackleford @noluckneal]

And 20 years later? History repeated itself.

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

Riots break out at the “Chitt fest block party” at Ohio State University in Columbus.

Students shoot fireworks at police officers and several cars are destroyed.

One 60-year-old non-student barricades the street with a tree and starts throwing rocks at police cars.

The riots are dispersed at dawn.

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

on email talking to Obama about this whole troop situation. wow

[cav empty @cavempty_]

kids these days don’t have role models to look up to anymore, when i was growing up we had master chief and the bionicles to teach us right from wrong and what it means to be a man

[Dimas Garay @dimasgaray_]

Todos los católicos esta noche:

[Johnny Crust 4 @JohnnyCrust4]

Any adult convert to Catholicism is doing so for performative reasons. Missing out on a childhood of having shame beat into you and forcing yourself to bury your feelings makes you a tourist.

[Isi Breen @isaiah_bb]

Nintendo has tried to put people who pirate their games in prison, and ruthlessly harass people who make emulators and roms for free, and at the same time appear to be completely fine with the White House using their characters to celebrate a launch while they murder foreigners.